Anybody check out this promotion? I've been watching it

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Whats CM Rebel doing in the Octagon?

>>1344610
>Every title is relevant
>Every win is a clean win
>No apparent heel or face
>No Face of the company
>Every PPV is equal in terms of value
>Superstars never cut a promo before a fight
I admittedly haven't seen much UFC, but of what little I did see, these seem not true at all.

>>1344610

Not all of your points are accurate but UFC shits all over the WWE goof and geek circus in every way.

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>>1344610
>Superstars never cut a promo before a fight
>No talk shows

>>1344610
>Superstars never cut a promo before a fight
they do after the fight

>>1344649
>promo
>after the fight

Its called a promo because you are promoting something. No point in promoting a fight after its over

>>1344610
>>No gimmick matches
What about Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000?

>>1344636
Except entertainment ;)

>>1344736

That was in Bellator, not UFC

>>1344739

>Especially entertainment

Fixed

if i wanted to watch people roll around on the ground for 20 minutes i'd just watch porn

>>1344610
kek
Is this because of that thread with MMA the normie sport?

>>1345522

>says the child who unironically watches fake pro wrasslin'

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OP Here
Wrong picture

>>1346205
>doesn't watch weestling
>posts on the wrestling board

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>>1346210
>"I've never watched New Japan" the post

>>1346214

this board is alternative sports

not alternative TO sports

fake shit will never be a sport

you wrasslin' kids need a board of your own

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it' alright but I prefer puromma

>>1346242
Sorry but you MMAutists and toy gun kidfos are only here because we allow you to.

Now get back in your cuckshed and dont post outside it again.

>>1346242

This is /WWE/, cuck, and we let the stonerplankers, martial autists, and virgin duelers post here. We do it out of the kindness of our hearts. If we wanted to we could shitpost until all slow moving non-wrestling related topics fall off the board. You should be thanking us for being so kind.

>>1346242
Whatever ya manlet nerd PLEASE kys

>>1346261
>>1346370
>>1346374
You should treat me with more respect.

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>>1346387
go to bed, yellow belt

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Why is this guy in a feud with McGregor? He can't cut a promo to save his life.

>>1344610
>hurrr we don't know how to work so we'll stiff each other the entire match

UFC is shit

>>1344620
Will never be said

Its sad how the WWE is trying to copy UFC now.

>trying to push the women's division
>trying to push cruiserweights

>>1347014
Womens division was a draw though.

Then WWE tried to get the division known for their wrestling and it all fell appart.

Bra&Panties match when?

>>1346261
>>1346370
>>1346374

>literally children

>>1346657
>Diaz bros
>not loaded with a bizarre sort of autistic charisma

yet it is somehow gayer than wrestling

All the gimmicks are generic in UFC

>all these MMAutists not understanding that the joke is OP thinking UFC is a wrestling promotion

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>tfw legend at mma and bretty good at wrestling
he's like a reverse lesnar

>>1344610

There's a universe out there that has the McMahons as the owners of UFC.

How does it look like /asp/?

>>1347690
Fuck man pro wrestling fans sure are funny

>>1347697
A lot like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkhHcCNe97M

>>1344610

>No apparent heel or face
>Superstars never cut a promo before a fight

Are you shitting me? Ronda is clearly a heel. Ditto McGregor. And McGregor only got pushed to the moon because he NEVER shuts the fuck up.

>>1347944
>Ronda is clearly a heel.
Nah, not really. She was a bit of a cunt is all, she was beloved by casual fans for those same antics before she lost. Hardly played the bad guy role whatsoever, rather she just rubbed some people the wrong way.
Jon Jones is a better fit.

>>1346370

>If we wanted to we could shitpost until all slow moving non-wrestling related topics fall off the board.

We kind of already do that.

>>1346370
>If we wanted to we could shitpost until all slow moving non-wrestling related topics fall off the board.
lol you could try
I could pay off some homeless people to go to different libraries and use their free computer minutes to bump our threads. All while I can sit at another library using one of their computers, along with 2 two of my laptops laptops, main phone, and 2 burner phones bumping our threads. When I run out of library minutes, I could bump our threads on my phones while I drive to another library.

>>1347934
Why is that guy wearing the hoodie?

>>1348109
to hide his identity from his former training partner