Will he come crawling back to Vince after he gets knocked out

The anti-Punk shiposters are all ex CM Punk marks that got mega salty after he left WWE right?

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>>1308792
New comic

>>1308797
>The anti-Punk shiposters
>shiposters
It's just 1 guy. And yeah he was probably the biggest Punk mark at one point.

>>1308800
Kys autist

>>1308802
carter is responsible for 75% of the posts on /asp/

>>1308792
Emo fighter? Nah, he's neevr going to fight

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He's never fighting

I guarantee it

>>1308800
Thank you based Comic Anon

what happens if CM Punk wins his fight?

>>1308800
jesus christ get a life

>>1308856
Yeah I highly doubt he's fighting at this point

Memes aside for half a second, that Mickey Gall kid is going to absolutely murder Punk.
Gall had a squash match (which are actually quite rare in the UFC these days) with a literal journalist making his professional debut to 'earn' the fight with Punk, but see I reckon that guy was probably a better fighter than Punk is.
One other thing though, Mickey Gall was offered another fight in the meantime after Punk was injured and said no. That's a smart move imo, best to make your name off of Punk and take it from there.

>>1309335
seiously though.

>>1309332
Dana White promises him untold riches to not retire on the spot and puts him in a title fight, which breaks PPV records and my heart

>>1308792
No. He'll retire from public life completely out of shame.

>>1308797
>>1308802

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1308800

Fucking brilliant! Prepare yourself for Phil tears though, probably enough to drown an entire country.....

>>1308797
>>1308802
>>1309334

Phil fans are so sensitive, so ANGRY. Just like clones of their whining emo hero. It's hilarious!

>>1308792
Chink Marrying Punk will never fight in the UFC, Dana White won't realize this until 2020 and by then Punk will retire.

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>>1308792
How can a man be that much of a skinnyfat? All that fucking Pepsi

>>1308792
Emo fighter? Not a chance.

>>1308792
I wish he'd come back so shitty memethreads like this one would stop

>>1309647
They'd be replaced by reminders of how his UFC career failed

Reminder that at 5'11" Phil is taller than the average man, thus most of you

>>1309652
Good to know you already have a plan in place.


I wonder though. If Phil did get lucky and win his one fight and then came back to wwe.


Would wwe call it a successful career and talk about how he never lost?

does punk get paid to not fight

>>1309670
Shouldn't you be training Phil?

>>1309670

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1309702
Shut up lil guy

The man is going on 40 no way is he ever going to fight, he only got signed for some publicity and he's already accomplished that so thats all Dana + the UFC needed him for

>>1308792
Honestly, I think if he comes back they're just going to use the fact that he was in UFC for their own publicity.

>>1309712
Batista was like 45 in his fight

>>1309737

Batista is a REAL man.

>>1309737
>comparing manlets to GOAT Batista

>>1309823
So many real men I know wear skinny jeans, have nose piercings and get navel tattoos...

>>1309849

If you think those are real men, you don't know any real men.

>>1309737
And he barely managed to win. Against a fat fucking nobody.

>>1309949

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1309823
>Got his ass beat by Booker T for being a bitch.
>Real man.

>>1309970

>Real man
>Said he was going to have a MMA fight
>Did so and won

More than your previous little emo hero Phil will ever manage.

>>1309946
How the fuck do you miss the point this badly.

HOW.

>>1309980
>barely defeated a fat can who subbed in at the last minute

>>1309980
>Beat a can.
>Is somehow more relevant than getting his ass beat by Booker fucking Huffman in his PRIME.

>>1309981

Dude weed lmao

I'm less stoned so I get it now.

>>1309986
>>1309992

Hi Phil! Why are you whining about Batista stepping up like a real man to have a real fight when you cannot afteer being signed to the UFC for EIGHTEEN months?

>>1308792
Is he still going to fight the green ranger?

>>1308800
I don't get it.

>>1310104
>If I keep going hi Phil I'll win.
>I will do this in every thread I start about CM Punk.
>A guy who hasn't wrassled in years.
>And anybody who points this out will be met with another Hi Phil post.
Every time I think I've seen the bottom of the full retard barrel 4chan always brings out another layer.

>>1310113

See >>1309576

>>1310113

Hi Phil!

Watching Punk getting his ass beaten on UFC would be like watching a retarded child on a wheelchair being pushed down from a pier to the sea. It will be really sad but you can't help to laugh at that view.

>>1310129
>He thinks because he directed to a different post and didn't say Hi Phil he's looking good.

Calling everybody who calls you retarded a CM Punk fan is ridiculous. That implies the doctor that diagnosed your autism also was a CM Punk fan.

>>1310136

See >>1309576

Also, Hi Phil!

>>1309576
at least I'm not so butthurt I'm obsessed with a retired hasbeen

>>1308800
Kek. Someone Tweet this to Punk

>>1310185

You're obsessed with Phil. A retired has been.

>>1310185

What are you even talking about?

>>1310242
all the fucking punkshitpostters who make seven to eight threads a fucking day about "phil" and anyone who calls them out or says says somethign that isnt' a jab at him get a "hi phil!" or a "phil fans are soooooo sensitive" and yet they're the guys who spam the shit out of the board with fucking punk threads like they literally can't stop thinking about punk

NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT PHIL BROOKS SO STOP BRINGING HIM UP

>>1310394

You sound very sensitive about your precious little emo hero. So much ANGER in you.

If you don't like a thread then don't act like a child and whine, behave like an adult and ignore it. Pretty simple really....

>>1310491
you could not make the 700th iteration of the same "lol cm cuck" thread too.

but seems like neither of us are gonna get what we want

>>1308800

I don't get it. Why is Batista unable to see Punk?
Does he have some kind of vision impairment?

>>1310504
an attempt at portraying punk as a "cuck"

>>1310495

I did not make the thread kid. I just laugh at the super-sensitive whining emo brats who cannot behave like adults and ignore threads they do not like.

>>1310512
>kid.
that is not an insult.

>>1310504

Because he's a tiny skinnyfat manlet.

>>1308807
I've asked this multiple times and still haven't got a straight answer.
>WHO
>THE
>FUCK
>IS
>CARTERA

>>1310628
Use logic you braindead cunt

>>1310628
A tripfag that used to first be known as Carter but then started changing trips all the time. He posted under 10 different names just in the last month.
He's shitposting all the time, even without his trip on you can still recognize a Carter post. The mod even banned him more than once but he keeps evading the ban and coming back to shitpost some more.

>>1310628
A special breed of autist. Known for having Dean Ambrose related trips and using the phrase "kys ya manlet nerd". Pretty much responsable for the dire state this board is in

>>1310682
To add to what I said here, he's also the one making the hello ped-o mod threads and not mising any chance to insult him.

>>1310682
>>1310706
Thanks for the first straight answer I've gotten for that question
>>1310675
No u

>>1310706
Na, if you were around during the spee days you would recognise the modhating outlel

Thats not carter

>>1308800
These are really good m8. Keep 'em coming.

>>1310724
There was a tripfag replying with bullshit to 2cold earlier though. The post are already deleted but the style of writing was the same.

Hopefully