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>>1294894
My dick is bigger than seth rollins

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>>1294897

>>1294897
mine too! I always thought I was below average, but it feels good to know I have a bigger dick than Seth

>>1294897
>>1294899

He uses it more than you two.

>>1294900
shots fired

Welp, hype ruined

Would have marked more if i didnt know.

>>1294918
>>1294920
This. WWE constantly fucking ruins the element of surprise with that.


>yfw we'll get to see Shinsgay Nagamuray vs Seff Rolins vs AJ Styles in WWE one day

>>1294900
#rekt

>>1294900

btfo

>>1294928
Sorry to dash your hopes but Nakamura isn't gay

>>1294935
oh did you try sucking his dick and he turned you down?

sorry to tell you this kid but just because he doesnt wanna fuck your ugly ass don't mean he's not gay

>>1294936
> this amount of projection

...he's married honey. Sorry.

>>1294900
Still doesn't deny that my dick is bigger

>>1295314
He uses it for more than urinating and fapping though

>>1295314
Except you've got a bone and nowhere to bury it

>>1294894
I sure hope they don't officially spoil his return

That will literally kill all the hype and surprise

>>1294894
So Seth will return to reclaim his RECORD LOW RATINGS back?

>>1295335
>>1295347
>white knighting for a man

oh how i'm laffin at your 5'5 inch penis

>>1295648
Nah seth puts on good matches but sucks on the mic with that whiny ear bleeding voice and has a shit tier character.
I just like to lower anons self-esteem

>I just like to lower anons self-esteem
is it because you have a 5'5 inch penis?

>>1295656
Because he thinks having a bigger dick than a professional wrestler is a good thing when he can't even pay for sex

>>1295672
>paying for sex

kek. stay mad baby dick

>>1295700
I know right and hookers won't accept his smegma ridden cock

>>1294897
so your dick is over 6 feet tall?

>>1295771
And you can't teach that

>>1294894
>WWE is going to announce it in advance
>we are beyond the age of surprise returns because WWE is both too creatively bankrupt to make them meaningful, and can't hold their own piss for more than two seconds immersed in their constant attempts to pop any form of interest

>we'll probably get a shitty sit-down interview segment with Cole on the Raw prior to his debut
>he will cut a 20 minute promo