Will Phil ever fight in the UFC? He's been so unlucky with

>>1294101
Emo fighter? Not a chance.

>>1294101
He's got no chance.

>>1294101
Emo fighter? Maybe.

>>1294101

Emo brats whine. They do not fight.

Also -

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1294233
No chance in hell.

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>>1294101
>Phil

>>1294637
Do you copypaste this from notepad on your desktop, or do you have it saved in your browser favourites instead, memelet?

>>1294101
I'll think he'll fight, but it won't be against a prospect like Mickey Gall. Punk will demand to fight a Jason Thacker like fighter.

>>1294637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGOLwixjlvM
were you the fat guy in the crowd? is that the reason you're so obsessed with punk?

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>>1294101
>Will Phil ever fight in the UFC?

No he'll just do what he's best known for which is running his mouth

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>>1295075
>being so obsessed that he has a collage of someone he "hates"

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>>1295080
It was a google search you stupid idiot

>>1295065

>dat video

top lel m8

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>>1295046
>a propsect

>>1295218
Sounding intelligent qualifies as being a neckbeard now? Get lost dweeb

>>1295304
> saying the word prospect sounds intelligent
Lol really?
If you were intelligent you wouldnt reply

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>>1295304
>Get lost dweeb

>>1294101
inb4 CM Brookes blames his ufc withdrawal on injuries and not because he's a shitbag

2 years later and people won't shut the fuck up about punk. Clearly he did something right.

but seriously why the fuck are we talking about him? he's not in wwe, so he's not /asp/ related anymore and I'm pretty sure ufc is /sp/ so shouldn't you be making these shitposts there?

>>1295006
>>1295065
>>1295087

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

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>>1295419
>Phil

>>1295325
But the staph infection. And what about Ryback taking 20 years off his life?

>>1294637
hehe i posted it again hehe

what does the CM stand for?

>>1295445
nice fedora collection phil

>>1295652
Chicago Made
Chick Magnet

>>1295652
Cuck Man

>>1295449
Now that he's starting to signs of not doing ufc I have a feeling that was a reason to leave the E and a backup plan to skip ufc

>>1295652
Cowardly Manlet

>CM Punk's UFC debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piislbE_JRo

Stop calling him Phil, you don't fucking know him, you're not smart and you're certainly not cool.

>>1295894
phil is appropriate, CM punk is a stage name for a character he no longer plays on tv

>>1295894
Hi phil

>>1295905
The CM Punk moniker existed long before he was on TV

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>>1296980
>monikor
Take your fagspeak to reddit

He's never gonna fight. He was just trying to act tough to those in charge of WWE, showing he can do something else, but he can't actually win against any UFC talent, so he's ducking everyone.

>>1296980
but was it a name he gave himself or a name someone else gave him? that makes a difference

>>1295676
Why is Phil so obsessed with Chicago?

I GET IT YOU'RE FROM ILLINOIS

>>1297470
he's a manchild with daddy issues.

>>1297470
I don't understand anyone bragging or repping the city they are from

>>1295894

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

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>>1295065
What a baby!

>p-please stop booing me or else security will take you out of the arena

>>1297643
To ensure that at least somebody will like him

>>1294101
He's gonna get trashed in his first fight.

>>1294101
He's nothing like Lesnar.
Lesnar was a legit wrestling champion.
Brooks is TV actor.

>>1298925
Pls do diet you fatass

>>1295218
Mickey Gall is a prospect tho
weird post

>>1294101
>smarks are still angry because he left
>claim he quit on them
>because jobbing to others is fun when you are considered a main eventer
Im still surprised it tooked him so long

>>1294101

>Will Phil ever fight in the UFC?

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No