http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news /2016/0514/611741/cm-pun

>>1292002
I almost feel bad for him. Clearly he's trying hard and will give it his all but he just doesn't have it. He's old, banged up and started too late.

>>1292012
Batista did it

>>1292012

>trying hard

fucking top zozzle

>>1292021
Batista is an animal.

lmaoing at anybody who thought he stood a chance.

Nigga has been training for over two years and still sucks. Kys my man.

Inb4 his epic meltdown on Twitter and crawling back to the wwe

if he comes back I hope they make him job to HHH, AJ Styles and the Miz

JUST

>>1292021
And barely won against some fat guy

>>1292046
>5'6 and never been kissed

>>1292053
You wear 11 inch lifts lil guy

>>1292041

>barely won

Lel, still won.

Punk can't even step into the octagon, what a puss.

>>1292053
kys manlet nerd

>>1292046
well someone got the ban hammer

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>>1292002
Can't wait to see him come crawling back.

>>1292079
Post lifts

>>1292012
Well he isn't getting any younger. Guys don't usually heterogeneous better at anything, older. Punk is like 36 years old. Time isn't on his side as far as UFC goes.

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>>1292122
>Guys don't usually heterogeneous better at anything, older.

>>1292177
I didn't even type that?
No clue why that shit popped up?! Not even sure I could spell it myself.

>>1292002
>old
>beat up
>no prior fighting experience

who would have thought?

>>1292185
Phil, apparently

>>1292185
It's not like previous wrestlers haven't gone into MMA and done alright for themselves though not at Punks age

>>1292104
Typical Carter comprohension

>Imprassive as awlays

>>1292190
Brock had been a dominant amateur wrestler and wasn't dealing with a half dozen nagging injuries, and he still didn't do too hot in the UFC even though he won the title.

Ken Shamrock and Dan Severn...it was a different time, and they got outpaced by the new generation of MMA.

I can't think of anybody other than those three who did well. Minoru Suzuki? That was kind of a long time ago too.

Punk is going to do damage his legacy with this stunt. He should have thought longer about it and talked to some people who would actually tell him the truth (like Brock) beforehand.

>>1292202
If he talked to someone beforehand it would mean he's not the smartest man in the world and clearly he is just ask him.

WHAT'S PHIL DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>1292216

>>1292202
Bobby Lashley is like 14-2

>>1292219
Bobby Lashley also had success as an amateur wrestler before he went into MMA.

Punk has never been anything other than a pro wrestler.

>>1292225
Bobby Lashley will also only fight cans for the rest of his career

He is nothing more than novelty. He is merely an attraction to the casual WWE fan so Bellator can rake in views

>>1292002
bruh

>>1292225
He learned Gracie Jiu Jitsu from the Gracies. He should be able to choke out guys outside of his weigh division now that he know about leverage

>>1292202
Ken Shamrock and Dan Severn transitioned from MMA to wrestling though, so I'm not sure they count.

>>1292247
They were both pro wrestlers before UFC existed.

>>1292247

Shamrock was a wrestler before he went into MMA. He started out in the indies in the US and went over to Japan with UWF and PWFG (which were total works) and then into Pancrase (which was mixed work/shoot).

>>1292247
Shamrock got into shoot fighting because he was pro wrestling and then he returned to pro wrestling and then he went back to MMA and has never returned to pro wrestling because HHH hates him for being one of Bret Harts bros

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>no one calls Undertaker Mark
>no one calls Santino, Anthony.
>no one calls Bray Wyatt Windham.
>no one calls Ryback Ryan
>No one calls Sandow, Aaron
>no one calls The Miz Mike
>everyone calls Cm Punk, Phil

what are you shitters gonna do if CM Punk dominates? yeah I know at least 3 guys are gona be like "hi phil" or ">implying phil can actually win a fight" but what are you gonna do if he actually ends up having a good ufc career?

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>>1292265

>>1292002
"We heard that meltzer heard that some UFC guys think that Punk won't win his fight."

Shit article, shit site.

>>1292265
hey phil

>>1292265
>implying he's ever going to fight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>1292265
>implying phil can actually win a fight

>>1292265

How's that training coming along, Phil?

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>>1292122
>Guys don't usually heterogeneous better at anything, older.

>>1292265
>no one calls Undertaker Mark
>no one calls Santino, Anthony.
>no one calls Bray Wyatt Windham.
>no one calls Ryback Ryan
>No one calls Sandow, Aaron
>no one calls The Miz Mike
That's because they don't shitpost here

>>1292267
>>1292273
>>1292274
>>1292275
>>1292277
>if I shitpost hard enough I won't have to acknowledge the question

>>1292279
neither does punk, but hey why ruin a good narrative with logic, right?

>>1292283
Don't you have bull to prep, Phil?

>>1292283
Settle down Phil, shouldn't you be training?

>>1292284
>>1292285
>samefagging this hard

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>>1292289
Phil pls

>>1292291
okay, Please proove to me, how exacty am I Phil Brooks?

>>1292291
>shooping photos
Faggot

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>>1292122
>Guys don't usually heterogeneous better at anything, older

>>1292292
Prove youre not
>>1292299
;^)

>>1292303
I eat meat

>>1292305
prove it

>>1292307
Prove you're real because my eyes sure aren't

>>1292281
>still implying he's going to fight

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

>>1292310
Post ID with height on it

>>1292265
Everyone calls him Phil because he doesn't like that

>>1292265
it's literally just 1 guy.
all the "hi phil" shitposting is just one person, even all the replies you got is just samefagging, just ignore him

>>1292443
not true , I've done it a lot of times and so more people, not in this thread tho

>>1292443
Lol no its not at all, just how new are you?

Hahahahaha!

>coming to the end of his career
>onlookers still say he is not good at doing what he does for a day job

Has there ever been anybody more undeserving of their WWE push?

>>1292002
Cuck boy is never going to fight

Cuck Manlet Punk was his own biggest mark.
Watching him discover that he is nothing special, and all his hangers-on were just lying and telling him he was great to feed his ego, is delicious.

The biggest punk supporters are SJW's

>>1292244
He's just a blue belt, which is roughly about five years of training. That being said everyone else who competes in as high level mma as the ufc has been doing it much longer. Not to mention everyone who fights in the ufc are more well rounded.

>>1292484
I am a SJW but I have too much self respect to call myself a mark for Cuck Manlet.

>>1292489
Yeah, but he's a sjw nigger like you too.

>>1292265
>Bye Pil

>>1292265

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1292265
>>1292443

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1292310
>Deleted your post out of embarrassment at your poor command of English

>You have to face your reflection and deny the crushing disappointment every time you wake up

>Shitposting constantly to distract from this still doesn't fill the hole in your soul

Ha fucking ha

>>1292310
> he eats men

What a gaybo

>>1292244

He's trying to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres but does not have the ability to do so

>>1292241

At least he fights, unike your precious Phil....

>>1292002

No surprise from someone who has these "qualties"....

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1292202
Daniel puder?

At least CM Punk tried.

More than I can say for most of you.

>>1292624

Errrr, no he didn't. Has he fought? No. Will he ever? No. Anyone can go to the gym and pretend to train for a fight that will never happen. Even you.

>>1292443

>Phil fans can't stand the thought that loads of people don't share the same deep love for their precious little emo hero

Adorable

Emo fighter? Not a chance.

>>1292021

He used to walking inside this pit of danger.

>>1292634

The fuck are you implying

>>1292759
You pretend to be a wrestler

>>1292762

That's fucked, anon. I do wrestle.

As for Punk, I'm overcoming denial and accepting the fact that he fucked up big time. You can't just talk all that shit and not back it up. All this time he's just tweeting about hockey and reading comic books more than training, so I'm not surprised that he's progressing poorly.

>>1292776
> still pretending
Post proof or fuck off el dorito

Dude that Exos training facility looks sweet, I'm jelly

>>1292783

What kind of proof do you want?

>>1292810

Show us a picture of your cock.

>>1292593
Nah, he was a fighter trying to get into wrestling.

>>1292031
>For over 2 years
He signed in december 2014 dumbass

>>1292041
>barely won
You must be fucking blind

>>1292759

I'm implying any goof can go into the gym, hit the pads for 30 seconds and pretend he's training to be a fighter. However until you actually fight it means nothing.

>>1292041

He beat the other guy in the first round.

Fuck off Phil.

>>1292265

Sup Phil you're gonna get KTFO m8

Punk is an embarrassment.

When will AJ leave him?

Will WWE even want him back after this embarrassment?

He will have to go to NJPW and leave the US for like 5 years so people forget.

>>1292453
>>1292457
>>1292562
>this level of dedication to shitposting

I'm almost in aw at it

Just let Punk lose in 30 seconds. Who cares? The UFC Heavyweight Champion just lost in 30 seconds. Jose Aldo fucking lost in 10 seconds.

Who gives a shit?

>>1293586
Phil cares. I'm sure he would rather be fired than step foot in the octagon before "he's ready".

>>1293156
>starts looking like his dad
>starts
Mate its already over.

>>1292561
I was waiting for this, lol

>>1292634
>>1292624
Fucking rekt

>>1293757
Samefag

>>1293586
Because he earned stupid money at the top of WWE. It's not that his UFC opponent will beat him. He is gonna want to make cuck manlet cry in public like a child.

>>1292265

Do you seriously not know where "hey Phil" comes from?

>>1292265
When he actually has a fucking fight we will stop

>>1292910

Interestingly December 2014 was the last time that a WWE PPV didn't feature Rollins, Reigns or Lesnar in the main event.

>>1293797

I'm guessing it's from "This is Phil Brookes talking to Paul Levesque" but I'm actually not sure.

admit it /asp/

you want Punk back, otherwise you wouldn't post about him so often

>>1293797
>Do you seriously not know where "hey Phil" comes from?
A samefagging roidback autist

>Phil comes crawling back to Vince
>Vince takes him back on a shitty deal
>HHH proceeds to job him to Roman Reigns who squashes him in one superman punch, a week later gets Pedigree'd by Seth Rollins and gets pinned by one Dirty Deeds by Dean Ambrose as a final insult

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>>1292624

Punk tried. Pic related.

>>1292038
Fuck hhh but yes to the other two

>>1292265
Loads of people call Undertaker Mark you PHIL mark.

>Heypil

>>1292002
You don't start an MMA career in your mid thirties

if he kills himself do you think the indian tomboy will come back to wwe?

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computer email Vince McMahon please

>"Phil" pocketed seven figures and a shitload of additional sponsor cash just for signing with the UFC
>He will retire without even fighting once due to previous injuries

Based Punk jewing the jew.

>If /asp/ is lucky, and prays to Vince McMahon and Ryback hard enough, we will get to watch him get the shit beaten out of him live

>>1294397
Multiple have you retarded cunt

>>1294397
MMA is a great retirement sport for athletes
you do MMA when you are starting to slow down and can no longer compete in soccer, wrestling, football, or kickboxing and that kind of stuff at the professional level.
In the case of fighters, the UFC doesn't have world class kickboxers, the world class kickboxers are pro kickboxers. The UFC has people who aren't quite good enough to be pro kickboxers but still really good and so a pro kickboxers who is getting old will go fight in MMA instead.

In the case of athletes jumping from other sports, don't think of MMA as martial arts because it barely is, at the end of the day its a contact sport and if you are an athlete you can pick it up the same way you can pick up anything else.

pro wrestlers aren't natural athletes, they are stage actors that pretend to compete with each other

>>1292315
>>1292453
>>1292457
>>1292637
>>1294029
>>1294571
Stop talking on behalf of the entire board faggot

It's fine if you hate Punk but don't samefag hard and then force this meme that we all collectively hate him and want to see him get killed in UFC

>>1295024
18+ kys cuck virgin manlet

>>1295024
Fuck off Phil. You fucking faggot. Go cry somewhere else

>>1295024

Keep crying Phil.

>>1295408
Your mum should of stuck a coat hanging through your head