I'm really very disappointed in this guy. He goes around

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I'm really very disappointed in this guy. He goes around talking about how he's a "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud". Well, i happen to know that's total bullshit. Know how? Because I'm "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud" and he's never at any of the meetings.

See, back about 10 years ago, I taught G 101 and Advanced Stud 102 and 103 at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. I'm a M.A. in G and did post graduate work towards my Doctorate at the Juan Bonatzio - Arnold Fidel School of Stud. As soon as i've completed my dissertation on "Pimping and the Relative Difficulty of such in a Post Millineal Era", i'll have my Ph.D.

Anyway, back in 2006, Eric Arndt was a student of mine at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. He did OK at first, but then became distracted and then infactuated by some well built but very short guy that was across the hall in the "Remedial Learning to be Tall" class. Eric's grades from then on dropped consistently until he funked out before the end of the first semester. And i never saw him again. Ah, so much wasted potential.

That's why it's so disappointing to see him on TV, bragging about his advanced degree that he never came close to attaining. I suppose he could have gone to one of those unaccreditted G schools, like ITT or UCLA (University of Compton, Los Angeles), but everyone knows those are only "paper mills" that turn out worthless degrees for anyone willing to pay for them.

In short, i feel Eric could have been a fabulous G and a top notch Stud if he'd only applied himself. Sadly, now that's he's faked a concussion, he may never again have the sharp mind and impeccable grooming he was known for up until last week.