I'm from the future
Here's what will happen in the next couple of years
- Vince McMahon will die after WM 33
- Seth Rollins will suffer a career-ending injury in 5 years and retire
- Dean Ambrose will retire the year after Seth retires after losing a career ending match at WM
- Roman Reigns will continue to wrestle and be the face of the WWE
- John Cena will become a mega movie star like The Rock and will leave the WWE in a surprise fashion which I won't reveal
- Triple H and Stephanie will work under Shane who gains complete control over the company after Vince dies
- AJ Styles will retire from wrestling after Wrestlemania 35
- Sami Zayn dies in a severe car crash
- Kevin Owens takes a break from wrestling after Zayn's death, only to never return to another ring again
- Brock Lesnar will never be seen again after SummerSlam 2017
- Daniel Bryan will commit suicide, he'll get a special tribute RAW and everything
Wanna know anything else??
So in 5 years all the top stars except for Roman are gone?
>>1270285
Yes
>>1270285
Well the current ones
Finn Balor becomes over as fuck and becomes a top guy
Damien Sandow does great work in Japan and returns to the WWE as a main eventer
Kalisto becomes over with the minority group and is propelled to main event status
And Big Cass breaks out into a star after he and Enzo break up
>>1270280
When does Roman lose his current title
DOes AJ ever become WHC?
> OP couldn't just contain his shit here: >>1270278
kys
>>1270280
How big is Batista's dick?
>>1270280
What about CM Phil? Does he ever come back?
>Sami Zayn dies in a severe car crash
>Kevin Owens takes a break from wrestling after Zayn's death, only to never return to another ring again
Damn...
Winner of the next royal rumble?
Reigns will be a ×20 champ.
>>1270280
What date is Hogan reinstated in the Hall of Fame, etc?
- Benoit returns in Royal Rumble 2018 and reveals it was just a work
>>1270781
>Yes, for a No Holds Barred Match against Triple H at Wrestlemania 35
That's gonna be it? Also will HHH maintain an on-screen COO rule? Will Shane oust him on-screen as well as in the company?
>>1270844
Yes, he will be too old and banged up from the UFC to do anything other than gimmick matches really
Also, yes, Triple H does keep his COO job, but Shane is the CEO
>>1270889
Does Phil keep Cult of Personality? Does Trips use Evolution or that Sympathy for the Devil motorhead cover ever?
Does based geordie ever get a decent title run on the main roster?
>>1271084
Is there ever another Evolution or DX Reunion?
What about Nexus? I don't imagine Barrett's ever coming back, we'll see him in Japan or NXT, maybe.
>>1270280
Kill yourself, reigns mark
>>1270280
Do I get with Becky Lynch?
Who are some stars that sign to the roster in your time period?
>>1270280
>Seth Rollins will suffer a career-ending injury in 5 years and retire
I can see this being true
>Austin breaks someones neck
>Had a career ending neck injury
>Edge breaks someones neck in his debut match
>Has a career ending neck injury
>Seth broke Stings neck
Oh god, please no.
How is TNA doing during this time?
When & why does Daniel Bryan commit suicide ?
>>1271103
Kill yourself , butthurt smark
>>1271366
In 2 years, he suffered from a severe case of CTE
>>1271431
Does he go in the Hall of Fame?
>>1271433
Yes, in 2017 I believe
>>1270280
does sami owens mark get the next thread?
Did Trump made america great again?
If guys wanna know something else cool, Nakamura is super protected on the Main Roster and is currently 10-0 at Wrestlemania defeating
Sheamus
Big E
Seff (WWEWHC Match)
Gay Community
Dean
Dean (Career vs Streak)
Roman (No Holds Barred)
Finn
Cass (WHC Match)
Neville (WWEC Match)
>>1270280
Pls have sex?
>>1271429
>Yes, they reunite multiple times
What does Evolution reunite for? One-night or squares off against the Shield again?
>>1271438
No, Clinton won
>>1271451
Cheap pops
>>1270280
Did you finnaly lost weigh?
Is Bobby Heenen okay?
>>1270280
Based Owens
>tfw he pours sami's ashes into the Schuylkill river
>>1270280
Comes from the future, tells us shit about the WWE
>>1270782
I fucking knew it. Suck it marks.
>>1270782
>>1271084
I'LL TAKE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR FOR 200 ALEX
>>1271465
>>1270280
Will /wwe/ learn to make civil threads without fedoraposters shitting it up?
>>1270280
Will Becky fart for us?
>>1271995
'Yes'
Who does first flair or vinny mac
>>1271995
>Will /wwe/ learn to make civil threads without fedoraposters shitting it up?
>>1271445
>Neville (WWEC Match)
>>1271445
I could see it happen, Vince has been trying to get Nakamura for years.
>John Cena will become a mega movie star like The Rock and will leave the WWE in a surprise fashion which I won't reveal
Tell us
What happens to Kane and the Undertaker? Tell me a story.
Also does Bray Wyatt ever become champion?
And will Bo and Tyler ever get out of WWE jobber hell?
>>1270280
Will you ever have sex?
also
- ratings will drop to 0.5 weekly, WWE stock is now a penny stock
- Roman Reigns is the laughing stock of the wrestling community, known as the man who killed the company
What happens to the New Day? ?
>>1274068
Dey die
Does wrestling ever become the cultural phenomenon it was in the 80s or 90s/early 00s?
Later this year, Damien Sandow returns after so much anger from the WWE fans.
He gets an IC run, US title run and wins MITB again. He cashes in his MITB contract successfully against Roman Reigns to a huge pop (Dolph Ziggler style). And holds the title until Summerslam, where he loses to Roman Reigns.
Apollo Crews will beat Goldberg's streak and his streak will be broken by Luke Gallows.
>>1271452
How badly?
>over 60 posts
>still no proof
This is legitmently more autistic than fantasy booking threads
>>1274351
>Later this year, Damien Sandow returns after so much anger from the WWE fans.
Feasible.
>He gets an IC run
It could happen
>US title run
So he holds both titles within the span of 3 months?
> wins MITB again
Bullshit
>He cashes in his MITB contract successfully against Roman Reigns to a huge pop (Dolph Ziggler style). And holds the title until Summerslam
>Pic related
Okay, now you're just pulling shit out of your ass.
>John Cena
>Hollywood
If Hollywood was interested in Cena he would have jumped ship already.
He has only appeared in WWE-sponsored films and not even a side character in some B+ Hollywood movie.
Rocky starred first with the Mummy and Scorpion King before showing up for horrible Disney movies before getting a break for Fast and Furries.
Based Dave was just a side character in GoTG before being a Bond villain.
Even HHH was a side character in Blade and never seen again other than being a school bus driver.
>Every major event happens within the next 5 years
Sounds so plausible. Thanks OP
>>1271315
seth didn't give sting spinal stenosis, and austin wrestled for six years after his career ending neck injury
- New Jack is the surprise entry in the next Royal Rumble but he has to be escorted out by security after stabbing Roman Reigns
>>1274571
>just a side character in GoTG
>a role as a protag in a smash hit Marvel film
>"just" a side character
nigger his marvel film landed him his film career
>>1270299
>Damien Sandow does great work in Japan and returns to the WWE as a main eventer
fake and gay
>>1270280
How about the Rocker Hardys aka Young Bucks?
>>1275964
They win the WWE Tag Titles a record-setting 12 times while Cornette drowns himself with his own foaming-at-the-mouth vitriol.
>>1274571
He was in Trainwreck, Sisters and Daddys Home.
>>1272083
Really? I thought it was because Hunter wanted him because smarks love him.