>7/10 wrestling ability >10/10 mic skills >10/10 wife

>>1267638
His wrestling ability is more like 5/10 but yeah he's pretty alpha

>>1267638
His story is very inspiring to me. He said he was going to be a WWE superstar, and despite the criticism of his peers he not only reached his goal but he main evented WrestleMania and walked out champion. There's nothing in this world that can't be reached as long as you work hard and have dedication.

>>1267645
Hes a kayfabe beta tho

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>>1267663
>

>>1267665
He had a shit gimmick, he could only go so far with his "Woo woo woo" crap. Blame creative.

>>1267665
His thighs just weren't nice enough for Vince

>>1267674
You mean the woo woo woo crap that gets chanted by the crowd every single time he shows up? Yeah, never had a chance.

>>1267638
Hi Miz, you fucking suck, and your wife isn't that attractive. Her accent is is ridiculous as well.

>>1267687
t. Cuck Morrison

Not hating on miz but i seriously hate it when a man shows off his wife, it's like asking to be cucked.

>>1267638
He reminds me of a 90s wrestler. Attitude era type.

Based Miz.

And there was a time people thought he'd be the Jannetty and not John "King of the cucks" Morrison

>>1267732

What is the endless obsession with the fucking word "cucked" it's beyond cringeworthy.

>>1267768
Kys cuck

>>1267768
Kys ya fucking cuck

>>1267638
>>10/10 wife

Please have sex? Miz is awesome though.

>>1267645
Nah, he has a sick move-set so it goes up to 7

>>1267865
can we agree on 6?

>both of his lackeys got released
>his "prodigee" retired due to concussions

The Miz is career cancer.

>>1267638
Hollywood star? This faggot was on the Real World.

>>1267645
I was going to post something like this but it's WWE so everyone's ability drops a few points

>>1268992

He kayfabe wanted to "direct" Neville; Look what happened!

>>1267638
>wrestling ability
>7/10

Stopped reading there. Miz is a 5/10 at his very best.

>>1267638

Because he knows how to play a cuck, faggot, instead of actually being one. :^)

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>>1267753

>>1267638
How is he so cool

>>1267768
4chan = reddit

>>1267638
>top 5 wrestlemania main event of all time
his main event is literally top 5 worst of all time

>>1267638
He can't wrestle, but he sure as shit gets under people's skin, and that's what matters. His whole job is moving people up the card at this point really.

Because he came to play

>>1267674
>woo! woo! woo!
>yes! yes! yes!

>>1267674
That's the thing, he made it fucking work. He got himself over as fuck despite being handed a stick and told to build a house.

Vince got anally devastated that someone got over without being pushed and buried him so deep he appeared in China.

>>1267638

He's really more 5/10 wrestling ability, which is fine, but his main event is probably the worst match over two minutes long between two actual wrestlers to ever shit up a Wrestlemania.

The only worse main events I can think of are Hogan vs Yokozuna and Lawrence Taylor vs Bam Bam Bigelow

>>1281079
Miz largely inspires apathy from most crowds.

>>1281079

Unfortunately it doesn't matter at all because this company will just abort one's push for no apparent reason beyond them just forgetting they ever HAD a push, and otherwise book everything so that it's obvious to God and everyone that nothing matters, and the "Superstars" are really just some scrubs with nothing better to do.

Which isn't at all the Miz's fault, but fuck this company.

He'll end up divorcing Maryse.

There's only so much of that accent that an American man can take. I don't care how hot you are.

>>1282750
> Miz divorcing Maryse for being intolerable

How can somebody be this backwards?

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There's been a rumor that ADR would fuck the heel out of Maryse while they were doing international spots for TV while on the road. It's said Miz knew but did nothing about it, until Vince himself sent Maryse home because of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGJkrIC5HA

1:00 - 1:05

>>1267638
>7/10 wrestling ability
Eh, 6.5/10. And that's only because his moveset is GOAT.

>>1282838
I feel ADR is one of the few wrestlers left in WWE that fucks every woman in his path instead of going backstage to play video games

>>1267638
>top 5 wrestlemania main event of all time

[citation needed]

>>1282877
I think he mentioned something in a shoot interview that staying back and playing vidya or reading comics is just not really his thing

so yeah while Miz is playing with Xavier on upupdowndown, Del Rio is smashing Maryse in the ass

based Alberto

>>1267760
Even more so when the first thing he did was call out Cena and get more or less squashed in their first PPV match-up

>>1282886

This isn't like your pornos neckbeard

>>1282900
t. Miz

>>1267638

>top 5 mania main event

*bottom 5

Ftfy