ITT: We predict the end of Payback >AJ and Reigns go for

Roman spears AJ and pins him clean.

>>1239669
>AJ goes for flying forearm
>jumps straight into a spear
>pinned clean for three, goes to black with Ramen celebrating
>bullet club waits until the night after to form

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>Show will not have started yet
>Dean manlets and fatties will have already written scathing reviews in between slurping mountain dew

>>1239669
Roman wins and the crowd goes mild

>>1239669
>long staredown
>music playing "THEY DOn'T WANT NONE" starts to fade
>WELL IT'S HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE SINCE FELLING HHH AT WRESTLEMANIA IT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR THE BIG DOG MAGGLE, HE'S LIKE LICESTER
>both do the disrespectful strikes meme from NJPW
>Aj misses a punch and gets somoan dropped
>JUST LIKE HIS BROTHER THE ROCK MAGGLE
>wow
>pin, kick out @ 2
>AJ botches a move in his comeback because roman can't take the bump right
>>styletty becomes a meme on /asp/
>while roman is on the mat AJ goes on the apron for the forearm
>THE PHENOMENAL ONE IS STALKING HIS PREY
>ander's gallows music hits
>AJ turns around and signals them to go back
>roman stands up
>AJ goes for the forearm and gets speared in mid air
>roman goes to cover
>anderson and gallows break it up
>ref calls for the bell
>SEE HOW THIS STORY PROGRESSES TOMORROW NIGHT ON RAW

and then Finn's music hits and Tama Tonga comes out shocking the wrestling world

>>1239681
More like Vince's tears for investing in him

>We predict the end of Payback

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea.

>bullet club try to intefere
>ryback takes them out out of nowhere
>ryback shellshocks a flying aj
>meathook clotheslines roman
>lights go out
>finn ballor in the ring
>ryback GTS's Finn Balor and holds the wwe title up

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>>1239690
Which member of the shield: a) didn't pull a 2.4 rating and b) didn't main event the RECORD LOW episode of raw?

>>1239669
>AJ works around Roman for 20 minutes
>SPM x2
>gallows and anderson hit the ring
>ref distracted by gallows
>anderson get SPM'd
>aj schoolboys roman
>kick out at 2.5
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>spear on ref (gallows pushes him into it)
>aj tells gallows and anderson to fuck off
>wakes the ref up
>spear outta nowhere
>1,2,3
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
>see you on monday

later that night

>Neckbeard angry
>Neckbeard goes on his favorite wrestling forums /woo/ and reddit to discuss about how wwe is making roman look strong
>complains about roman in-ring skill and """"""Ring Psychology""""""
>Other neckbeard agrees
>feels happy about himself for once in his life.
>tells the other neckbeards to cancel their WWE network and don't watch RAW tomorrow
>they tell him to fuck off
>becomes depressed again
>Monday night comes
>he doesn't have any real friends
>has to keep watching a show he think is shit, so he could complained and get human interaction with other neckbeards

and history repeats over and over

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>>1239669
>>1239675
>Roman pins AJ clean

>>1239669
>Op samefags his own tread cause its shit

There's your prediction have sex fat fag

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>>1239724
>based fatass embarrassed because he wears one too

Cesaro's 007 entrance is fucking ridiculous how is this ok?

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>mfw RoRo pins clean AJ

fuck you aspburgers you are a shit
roman rains is LEGEND
Aj redneck has no chance

>>1239721
>has to keep watching a show he think is shit
>RECORD LOW RATINGS

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>don't watch WWE anymore
>can witness the state of it from outside the looking glass
>mfw the state of it

>>1239878
>smarks
>having anything to do with ratings

smarks dont even own TVs. they just illegally stream the show

>>1239878
that's not deanetty?

>>1239692
Most accurate

>>1239708
A. Seth B. Dean

Roman main-evented RAW on Monday and drew a 2.93, that's 5 worse than Dean

i turn off the tv, drink the last of my beer and go lay down to jack off

>>1240508
>5 worse
you mean .05

Also Dean opened that hour, so it's likely he made people turn off. Roman can't help it if he's booked against sleeping aids like Del Rio.

>Bullet Club attacks Roman costing AJ the title
>Bullet Club beats down AJ
>Bullet Club lead by Balor
>Bullet Club has a midcard feud with AJ Styles that goes nowhere

Reigns spears AJ so hard that he dies in the ring

>>1239669
>AJ gets on his knees and worships Reigns
>Reigns puts his foot on AJ's head
>Ref counts
>AJ proceeds to suck Reigns'cock
>Bullet Club come out and suck Reigns' cock as well
>Demon Balor comes out and joins in on sucking Reigns' cock
>The entire roster lines up to all suck Reigns' cock
>Vince comes out, declares he just booked the best PPV ending in wrestling history and masturbates while he watches it all from the ramp
>credits roll

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>>1241011
>someone literally took the time to write this

>>1241022
He was probably stifling fits of laughter as he wrote it, certain of how funny he was.

What I WANT to happen:
>AJ carries Roman in a great match
>Bullet Club comes out
>AJ acts like he doesn't want the interference
>Bullet Club decks Reigns
>Lights go out
>Balor
>Roman decks AJ while he's distracted by Balor
>Balor and Bullet Club take out Reigns
>AJ recovers, looks shocked
>Balor wants AJ to cover Reigns
>AJ beats on and covers Reigns, winning the title and forming 4-man Bullet Club
>Bullet Club is the dominant stable for the rest of the year carrying most of the gold. Four Horsemen style.
>Maybe a Shield vs Bullet Club feud. Which will require reforming The Shield.
>They slowly start to show cracks which will lead to AJ vs Balor for the title at Mania

What will happen:
>Bullet Club w. Balor cost AJ the title
>mid-card feud AJ vs Bullet Club.
>doesn't really go anywhere
>Vince thinks about Roman Reigns while he has sex with Linda

>>1241022
>B the Kuck

>>1240924
Nah they'll want an AJ leader first because it's been long waiting, Balor debuts and joins then steals his spot shortly after

>Enzo and Cass vs VV
>Enzo n Cass win
>New Day dqs during the title match to retain
>VV vs new day
>VV beat up woods before the match to prevent a dq and win
>VV vs Enzo n Cass at a PPV with E n C going over

>Sammi vs KO
>Dean vs Chris
>Miz vs Bond
>who cares

>Aj vs Roman
>Roman wins clean
>Luke Gallows and Anderson come out and surround Roman
>suddenly sheep
>Wayat Family defends Roman
>Wayats get booed

>next night on Raw
>ROMAN REIGHNS THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECKS
>ROMAN REIGHNS THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX
>booooooop
>"Im not a good guy-"
>DOO DOO DO DOOOO
>CENA!
>"Roman youre as cool as murrica"
>"buhlee dat"
>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADPHONES
>"Im Randy Orton and I want that belt!"
>*screamo intensifies*
>OMG ITS SETH
>"I'm the future of this company and I want that belt"
>HERE COMES DA MUNEY
>"Im runnin dis playce nuh, we gon have a four way fur dis belt."
>Roman wins

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The camera pans across the arena and captures the faces of fans who paid extra for a glorified raw.

these are unhappy faces and there is also booing at "" the guy. ""