Why did CM Punk choose AJ over Maria? For this reason alone,

>>1238942
Maria is a dumb, vapid bimbo

Because Maria is a moron.

>>1238942
>Why did CM Punk choose AJ over Maria?
>choose
He dumped Maria like five years before he even met AJ.

>>1238942
She's the ultimate sidechick but that's about it

>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>UFC

>>1238942
He wanted someone attractive for a change.

>>1238942
It takes a real man to handle that amount of ass

>>1239126
so Punk is a real man?

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>>1238942

>>1239131
I don't get it.

>>1238942
she kind of looks like a squirrel

still pretty hot though

>>1238942
cos AJ is hotter

>>1239152
>no tits or ass
>hotter

>>1239179
>implying Maria has any more

Why did CM Punk dump Daffney?
Why did CM Punk dump Traci Brooks?
Why did CM Punk dump Beth Phoenix?
Why did CM Punk dump Kelly Kelly?
Why did CM Punk dump Lita?

>>1239188
so strange that just 8 months ago they were all in NJPW and now are all stateside

>>1239179
>I need giant fake tits to get hard

>>1239203
>i need real tits to get hard, even though she's never going to fuck me

>>1239152
AJ is like the worst of all the girl Punk has fucked. Lita, Maria and Beth were all superior.

>>1239208
That is the worst attempt at a comeback in the history of the universe.

>>1239221
not a comeback when it's the truth.

she's never going to fuck your manlet fat ass, so what's so special about her being natural?

>>1239223
You are one braindead idiot

>>1239282
nice one.

did i hit a nerve ya fucking manlet idiot?

>>1239214
>Lita
butterface

>>1239288
Is this the same guy always resorting to the same "U MAD DID I MAD U" defense?

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>>1239300
it's the guy who got booty blasted and can't come up with anything

>>1239223
>I won't have sex with this person I don't know, therefore I am only attracted to ugly plastic whores
Incredible logic.

>>1239306
well duh.

there's not special about the person if i'm not going to fuck them.

are you a fucking virgin?

>>1239129
Maria ass >AJ Ass

>its a carter takes off his trip and shitposts thread
Wonderful

>>1239025
kek

>>1239311
I guess no one in the world is special then.

>>1239332
there not you fucking virgin.

>>1239315
nope

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>>1238942
Maria is an -extremely- annoying person. Listen to any comments made about her from other women who worked with her.

She's not a bad person, she's just insufferable after a short amount of time. She's the kind of person who people scream DON'T INVITE MARIA when they are planning something together.

Don't believe me? Watch any of her reviews of Monday Night RAW on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftNHzWeCmU

She gets by on being incredibly, stupidly attractive from a physical standpoint and actually being rather intelligent when she isn't being irritating.

>>1239339
>oblivious

>>1239348
>fat manletness

>>1239339
well done ya dope

>>1239366
thanks NiggerRoach

>>1239343

>is insufferable after a short amount of time
>she is extremely annoying based on what random people say about her
>DONT INVITE MARIA
>video from almost 4 years ago

how do you even come to this conlusion. please seek social interaction.

>>1239343
every shoot on her paints her as a great girl

>>1239341
AJ has barely any ass to speak of

>>1239458
Same amount as Maria

I don't know maybe because some guys see more to a woman than just their body? Not like it matters cause both Maria and AJ are hot as fuck.

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>>1239508

>>1239508
He tapped both of them so why does it even matter?

>>1239478
HAHAHAHAH, no.

>>1239772
Yes.

>>1239921
No, you fucking moron. AJ has the same amount of curves as a 2x4.

>>1239929
No.

>>1239458
she's highly underrated actually

>>1239186
You don't think Maria has tits? What planet are you from?

>>1239946
They're small, AJ's are small. Same thing.

>>1239948
Maria has bigger tits (albeit only slightly) and a lot more ass.

>>1239953
They are about the same ass wise. Maria just wears outfits to emphasis it

>>1239958
Have you not seen Maria's ass lately?
It's thick as can be, AJ has always been lean as fuck there's no way you can compare the two.

>>1238942
>>1238942
AJ is prettier

>>1239963

>KONICHICHONG WAIFU KAWAII DESU!

Get them slit eye filters off for a second. You're talking out of your Jap's eye.

>>1239935
kys

>>1239980
Face facts.

Have you ever followed Maria on twitter?

AJ seems more like the "shut-your-mouth-and-be-a-wife" type

>>1239963
and naturally so, not plastic as fuck like Maria

>>1239948
Maria has C cups. That's not small, brosef.

>>1240014
no she doesn't

>>1240014
Bs
same as AJ

>>1239126
Post pics of said ass

>>1238942
He wanted someone without a witch face, who was actually hot.

>>1239021
>Hasn't got a clue
What did anon mean by this?

>>1239131
Maybe they fell in love, dipshit.

>>1239203
Me too.

>>1239343
She seems great to me.

That feel when I'll never face fuck Maria until completion. :/

Why live? Why, anons?

ITT: A bunch of 20 something kissless overweight men pretend to act superior to the man who's been with women they can only dream of