Daily reminder that this guy was never good. His entire fan-base

>>1217001
>His entire fan-base consists of gymbros and MMA chads
I'm a friendless NEET and I've always liked him

>>1217001
>Eddie and Chris and Rey
literally no draws except for ray

>>1217001
>f5, kimura, clinching knees, suplexes
>the irony of the "5 moves of doom" meme

>>1217030
>Still more moves than Roman

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>>1217001
>getting worked by the based gorilla

Brock was way better during his first tenure in WWE. Now all he does are suplexes.

>>1217112
> tfw no more Ribbreakers/Spinebusters/Powerbombs

>>1217001
>His entire fan-base consist of gymbros and MMA Chads

Nah, Brock's fanbase is people living their bully dreams vicariously through him. That appeals to a broad demographic.

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>>1217112

>>1217001
im a chad and i like him

>>1217001
He knew NJ were in a tight spot financially and had been in the shitter for a while yet when they put the brand new highly publicised expensive af title belt on him to help lift the company's profile...

He demanded his own locker room, didn't show up when he should've, refused to put anyone over or drop the belt, demanded MORE money on his already hugely expensive contract and held the belt hostage by returning to America with it. And the matches he had in his short time there were SHIT, and also didn't even draw as expected.

He took advantage, screwed them over with no concern for anyone else, and acted like a crybaby like he always fucking does.

Fuck this guy he's an asshole and he sucks at pro wrestling.

Good fighter though if he didn't have a glass chin.

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>>1217357
>I'm a chad

>>1217001
>His push was the driving factor behind Stone Cold quiting.
That was Stone Cold's ego getting in his way.
And Austin was finished anyway. Too many injuries.

>>1217367
(You)

>gymbro
>A bad thing

kys manlet

>>1217001
>Never learnt how to talk.
>Only did it for the money.
>Hates his fans.

What's even ironic is that smarks love him yet they boo Cena and Reigns.

>>1217552
The difference is he is genuinely entertaining, so its fine

Le large non talking suplex man XD

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>>1217001
>Not being a Paul Heyman Guy

>>1217552
> Brock Lesnar: genuine freak of nature who hit a running powerbomb on The Big Show
> Roman Reigns: phony fugasi who can't even believably powerbomb Tyler Breeze

Weirdly he sells better than most guys on the roster (when he has to), and he still seems really into it in the ring, even though supposedly he doesn't care.

The suplex city shit has made his matches pretty boring. But he's still more charismatic than most guys out there.

I liked Lesnar in the early days, he had such a varied move set and him throwing around Spike and Rey like rag dolls was very entertaining.

Now he's that annoying kid in an online game who keeps using the running German suplex until his finisher charges up.

>>1217001
Reminder that he's one of the best sellers.

> Paul Heyman fans

yes, which are like 80% of people so that's a lot.

>>1217361
All this

>>1217001

>When a 16 year old gets internet access for the first time

>>1217001
>And he's STILL stealing the spotlight from guys like Owens and Wyatt

I just knew you'd end up wanking over these guys. Is it cause you can relate to how fat they are, and Brock makes you feel insecure about yourself?

>Stealing the spotlight

Never go full retard

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Best matches of the last 3 years

1. Brock vs. CM Punk Summerslam 2013
2. Brock vs. Cena vs. Rollins Royal Rumble 2015
3. Brock vs. Taker Summerslam

But no, I'll just sit here and read your whiny smark blog about how your indie darlings who do moves like reverse tombstones should be getting the push though the ratings say otherwise when they're given the opportunity to main event.

>Only did it for the money

Yeah I doubt anyone chooses to travel around 300+ days to get dropped on the back of their head 5 times a week just for the fun of it.

This is essentially what is wrong with wrestling, and wrestling fans aka smarks, who think that you need to be some world traveled punk who has "paid dues" in order for them to get your respect. And if this person that smarks hate gets a good match then it was cause they got carried.

>Never learnt to talk

As if Cesaro and AJ Styles are such captivating characters to listen to huh?

>HURR ALL HE DOES ARE THE SUPLEXES

Literally clueless.

>>1217001

>hes a big mean asshole! why do you like him?! :(

because its fun seeing a big mean asshole beat the ever living shit out of people

>>1217001
>And he's STILL stealing the spotlight from guys like Owens

He hasn't been on RAW since mania. Fat Owens Fat main evented this week and got record low ratings. How is that Brock's fault exactly? And how can he steal the spotlight when he shows up once every 3 months?

>>1217001
>His push was the driving factor behind Stone Cold quiting.

As much as i'm a total mark for Steve Austin, that's all on Steve. He was being a whiny bitch at the time, and even he admits that.

>>1217001
He's boring.

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>>1218376

>He doesnt do flips like Sami Zayn xD

My only beef with him is that he hates gays. That's not cool.

>>1218205
i thought you didn't have internet brock

>>1218392
Pussy

>>1218420

>Has nothing to say

>>1218392
>tripfag is gay
what a surprise

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>>1217552
>Implying Cena hasn't had some amazing promos
People like Bork because he's genuinely entertaining. PaulBork is the contempary PaulTaker, you've got this monster who's more of a force of nature than a man, and his advocate.

Bork generally lets his suplexes do the talking, but when the situation calls for it he's actually quite articulate and charismatic.

Bork will never wink at the camera, pander to the kids or the WWE UNIVERSE HERE IN DALLAS AMIRITE GUISE, because that's not his schtick. His schtick is this, "here comes the pain" drops, Bork's next victim freezes and shits their pants, Bork comes out, jumps around, proceeds to tear into said victim like a methed-up gorilla, and before, during, and after all of this Paul Heyman is explaining in exhaustive detail why said victim is a piece of shit who should just give up and quit wrestling.

It's golden. It's good entertainment. It works.

People don't like Roman "make sure he looks strong" Reigns because it's painfully transparent how WWE is basically trying to force him on us; for whatever reason WWE is hell bent on this untalented, generic as fuck nepotism hire with the charisma and appeal of a dead puppy being "the guy." I think it's honestly a matter of pride for Vince at this point.

But here's the thing: Sufferin' succotash will never get over, the harder they push him the more people hate him. He can't wrestle. He can't talk. He can't sell. His gimmick is beyond bad: this is literally a guy who jerks off his wrist and lets out some bizarre mongoloid 300 battle cry in an attempt to be intimidating.

Meanwhile, the WWE is actively trying to keep Moxley on the midcard, despite being completely over with the fans and having established drawing power with Rollins.

You add this all together and Roman Reigns shits up the product just by being there, and so of course people are tired of seeing him.

Cena has a niche. Bork has a niche. Roman has an ass Vince can't stop staring at, and nothing else.

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>>1218495
>Bork will never wink at the camera

>>1217001

Brock is literally a certified hall of famer and has had great matches in his career. Not only is he a phenomenal once in a lifetime athlete, he's also a great pro-wrestler and entertainer.

You need to be over 18 to post here.

>>1217030
>F5, Suplex, German Suplex, Belly to Belly, Back breaker, torture rack, Spinebuster, Lets not forget SHOOTING STAR PRESS, kimura lock, boston crab, F5.

>>1218205
Brock vs Taker was shit

>>1218531
You forgot to mention...
>2002-2004.

>>1217001
>All his matches were carried by Angle and Undertaker.
Are you high? Taker can barely make it to the ring these days, let alone carry anyone. Dude needs to fuck off and retire to Death Valley and spend his twilight years banging McCool already.

>>1218547

He's a former UFC HW champion. His gimmick literally allows him to do whatever he wants, even if it's spamming just one move. What is so hard to understand about that? And even with such a limited moveset he still has great matches.

Imagine a world where there's no Brock Lesnar. It's easy if you try.


Bray Wyatt broke the streak; he's no longer a jobber.

We could actually have a decent "new generation".

Ambrose wasn't buried at Wrestlemania.

We don't have to suffer through Paul Heyman's screeching

It's easy if you try.

>>1218585

Imagine a world where underage smarks didn't fantasy book awful scenarios

>Ambrose wasn't buried

He's been "buried" since the shield broke up

>>1218585
>Bray Wyatt broke the streak; he's no longer a jobber.

No, CM Punk was originally booked to break the streak, but he insistently refused. No Brock means he might've been pushed more into it. Either that, or Cena would've broken it.

>>1218585
>We don't have to suffer through Paul Heyman's screeching

18+

>>1219256

Source?

>>1219385
>Heyman spoke to Chael Sonnen on You're Welcome this week, and the greatest talker in the WWE revealed that if he had his way, Punk would have been the man to conquer the streak before Brock Lesnar could ever get near 'Taker.

>>1218392
He doesn't like people in general. Lives on a farm that is miles away from any other farm. Heyman had to call him on an outside phone because Lesner has no internet.

>>1219415

That says Heyman wished it was Punk. What's the sauce on WWE actually planning for Punk to break it, and Punk saying no?