>short fat man is supposed to be a monster like it or not

Somoans always get a free pass.

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they're both 6'2"

>>1179166
This.

Smoe joe was supposed to be umaga

>>1179169
mankind was never pushed as a monster heel

>>1179171
umanga is significantly larger

he is a monster just ask tyson m80

>>1179161
>short
Loving this meme desu

>>1179173

>mankind was never pushed as a monster heel
>Beat the shit out of Taker for months as a psychotic heel

There's almost nobody on the regulsr roster at the moment that I wouldn't believe Joe could beat the shit out of.

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why's owens so short bros?

>someone who probably doesn't even watch nxt making a judgement on a wrestler from nxt
>expecting to get replies

you get this one.

Its this thread again. wew

>>1179161
He's supposed to be a technical mma shoot wrestler. The first time I saw him in TNA, when he regularly did enzuigiri to flyers I was like "he's awesome"

>>1179474

"The Manlet Murderer" Samoa Joe trying to kill Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles on a weekly basis was my favourite wrestler in the world. Those three had incredible matches.

>>1179197
hes literally a fat neckbeard manlet. wwes pushing him just to troll everyone

>>1179607
same, that first triple threat they did in tna is my favorite match of all time.

they should let him be what Tazz should have been.

OP doesn't know anything about pro wrestling, or martial arts, or biology, or physics.

>thinking you can have an opinion as a literal unschooled retard

>>1179161
how did that ''big guys playing with each other'' work for wcw?

that Sycho Sid, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner and all those huge non-draw waste of tv space?

>>1179197
Joe actually looks like he could wreck your shit. Owens just looks like some fat cable guy.

>>1179621
>wwes pushing him just to troll everyone

and most retarded post of the year award goes to

>>1179621
or best fatass is just a solid worker and merch mover. And Vince actually sees something in him along with the protection of Papa Haitch

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>>1179828
>defending the fat, spot monkey, twitter whore
>papa haitch

weak troll leddit

>>1179852
>spot monkey

i dont think you know what that means and just heard it in a shoot talking about the young cucks


18+ and learn to bait properly. Retard

>>1179820
please tell how hes more deserving of a push than every other indie guy that came through the company.

>>1179859
>has multiple kick out fests and matches spamming big moves with little selling
>not a spot monkey

explain to me how he isn't one cuckboi.

>>1179861
Neville has zero charisma, Same with Cesaro. Owens moves merch.

Another reason why hes so protected maybe is because apparently steen is good as fuck at backstage politics. Perhaps the fat fuck is manipulating well.

>>1179866
>minimal selling

lol and ya blew it even harder. He hasnt had a kickout fest since his 3 cena matches.

Please have sex and seek intelligence.

>>1179870
this.. theres a reason he got called up in 3 months.

>>1179870
yeah apparently jew haitch admires spineless weasels who think about their ego more than the company, who would have known.

>>1179890
is he actually a jew? Hes got the schnoz

>>1179870
Ambrose and Punk moved way more merch without having to beat Cena in their debut match. Steen is just an epic ass kisser, probably deepthroated mcmahon as well

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>>1179892
Probably Irish most likely

>>1179866
>I literally don't even know the meaning of the words I use

W E W L I D
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>>1179893
Ambrose ok. But Punk? Dude became popular as shit after beating Cena and the infamous pipebomb so in a way. He did end up moving more merch after beating Cena

Ambrose is just a good character whos over who unfortunately gets dealt shit cards

>>1179893
Or his character just got over and thats why Vince is keeping him protected. Hes great for a top heel spot. His character is handcrafted for a MITB briefcase winner

>>1179866
>little selling
we thought he was fucking dead at mania man
You could see Sami check to see if he was ok

>>1179820
>>1179828
>>1179870
>>1179884
>>1180156
>Kevin "fat fuck" dick riders

how exactly is a fat manlet supposed to be a threatening heel?

>>1179866

>>1182583
It's the way his character is portrayed and he does a good job of it despite his looks.
You anti-smarks or whatever you call yourself say that you don't care about match quality, only about entertaining stories and characters, and then completely ignore character work.
It's like you're just baiting and don't even watch WWE.

>>1179892
>>1179898

Haitch is from Montreal. Like New York is to the USA, Montreal is the kike ghetto of Canada.

>>1182684
>coaxing yourself into repeatitiveness by replying to this shit tier bait

>>1182684
Also, his in ring work.

Why doesn't this fat fuck just lose some weight.

>>1179161
Book him like a chubby scrappy doo.

Small dude picking fights and winning them

>So after I disposed of AJ Styles at Payback
>Cmon, I'm not the a good guy
>I'm not the bad guy
>I'm THE guy
>I'm the best damn Samoan who isn't The Rock
>Destroyer starts playing

>>1185174
he's 6'2 and taller than steen though

>>1185202
i think non booked height hes like 6 foot

Steen is 5'10 but is billed at 6 ft

most wrestling heights they bill the person a couple inches taller

>>1179795
I like Owens, but I have to agree.

>>1185301
Everyone who thought KO would be booked a "monster heel" was decieved by all the short people on NXT.

Hes being booked accordingly now and is overall a great character

>>1179795
this.

seriously, unlike all the other wacky gimmicked tough guys, he looks like a dude that fucks people up in the real world.

>>1185304
> Owens
> monster

Who ever actually said this?

>>1185547
idk but owens was dominant af and killed zayn in nxt and people started falsely using the term