>be apollo crews parents >need baby name >hit random

Dont let Vince find out his real name or he'll give him an accent and make him come out in tribal gear while playing a bongo.

>>1174311
>sesugh uhaa

That's not a name, its a bad hand in Scrabble

>>1174311
This guy is the most uncharismatic boring piece of shit wrestler I've ever seen. No idea why a guy of his size would do flips and have it make sense in the context of a match, smiles the entire fucking time in the ring, no character and laughably bad at promos, he even got worse at them over time.

People give Corbin shit but he has improved in leaps and bounds compared this faggot.

>>1174311
How are you even supposed to pronounce that?

>>1174322
Hey that sounds a lot better than his current gimmick of "athletic black man".

Sadly, Apollo will be the next Titus...

He'll win the US and Intercontinental championship like 10 times, and at 1 point of his career he'll face Cena for the WWE Championship and will lose, then will get buried in the low-midcard jobbing, and getting tag team championship matches just to lose.

Next R-Truth and Titus, mark my words.

>>1174330
Gee I dunno. How ever did thegreeks pronounce the name of their famous leader, Julius Sesugh

>>1174411
Good. If anyone deserves to be the first black champion in the WWE, it's Big E

>>1174452
>Big Gay
>WWE champion

el o el

OP confirmed for white trash

>>1174411
>He'll win the US and Intercontinental championship like 10 times, and at 1 point of his career he'll face Cena for the WWE Championship

When the fuck did Titus do any of that?

>>1174527
R Truth did
Ezequiel Jackson did
Kofi Kingston did
Shelton Benjamin

The only blacks who had a little success that went beyond jobbing and getting stuck in the low card were Mark Henry and Booker T, because he was in WCW

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>>1174452
>implying Big E will win the WWE Championship in the future

>>1174526
No h8 pls m8

>>1174526
Oh fuck that caught me off guard

>>1175160
Being in wcw was more of a detriment then a plus

Also vince wanted to push ahmed johnson and lashley

He'll be the first black champion by the end of this year. Screencap this. Also, he'll have a long feud with Roman.

>>1174311
Which is the better ring name, Apollo Crews or Uhaa Nation?
Apollo is stereotypical as fuck

>>1174327
Even with his Cena-esque goofy smile he looks and performs better than Corbin. The only thing Corbin has going for him is his theme song and height.

>>1175353
Apollo comes from the Rocky character, not the theatre.

Should've split the difference and been Apollo Uhaa.

>>1175353
Uhaa Nation is a better name, but he probably didn't want to hand it over to the WWE and be unable to use it after he leaves. The bastard son of Apollo Creed and Terry Crews is not great.

>>1175359
And his magnificent hairline.

>>1174411
Titus wish he had a career like that. He is a 1 time tag champ, that's it.

>>1174311
No but seriously, this guy is a joke. He could be getting destroyed by Lesnar and still have that huge goofy smile because he is "glad 2 final b a rasslar"

>>1174368

not everyone needs an actual over the top gimmick.

what he needs is personality, depth, direction...

He's an okay wrestler

>>1175353
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>>1176877

kys

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