https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BO CuAEij2c it might not b

>>1174018
If anything, he can always take comfort in the fact he can grow a pretty mean beard.

Zack will obviously call for a rematch and get it, and Emma will help him win

>>1174018
>That QR code

I wonder what scanning Zack Ryder's junk does. Also, lol QR codes.

>inb4 miz puts him in a wheelchair and throws him off the stage

>>1174018
>not knowing miz retained 3 days ago

>>1174018
>excuse me, Zach, I know you're upset but could you show me on the doll where Vince touched you

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>>1174018
Zack getting the Mania win is all I could ask for, but if there was one more thing I'd want, it would be for a shower of HOESKI! HOESKI! chants anytime Maryse comes out.

https://youtu.be/-nM4jcOsX7k?t=205

>>1174018
>it might not be the end

This was a wwe.com exlusive. Vince has no interest in these and doesn't write them, Joey Styles does.

Vince only cares about whats on TV. And what was on TV was Ryder losing his rematch. Therefore feud over. He's back to jobbing on Main Event unfortunately.

I smell a heel turn. A heel turn far more sinister than The Miz. He'll join Emma with this turn.

>it might not be over
>he was only instertd into the match because Neville got.injured
>it night not be over

Oh my.kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T93XQQn57w
How can you not love Zack?

Test

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>>1176324
>rewatching the three Last ReZort episodes

I'll leave this here for all broskis to commiserate over.

THE SAD STORY OF ZACK RYDER by Mick Foley

The story of Zack Ryder is a sad one.

It's a sad story because I've seen so much great, hard-working talent recently on the independent scene, and know how difficult it is for them to even get a shot at the big time, let alone get over...really over. Zack Ryder was over...and now he's not.

It's a sad story because he found a new and unique way to make himself a valuable commodity in WWE - and now his value is gone.

It's a sad story because in November of 2011, after a heavily promoted "once in a lifetime" teaming up of John Cena - WWE Universe and Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Madison Square Garden, the most famous arena in the world erupted in "We want Ryder" chants - and now those chants are gone.

It's a sad story because I refereed several of his main event matches in Europe in that fall of 2011, and saw the joy with which he was received by the fans in that main event role - a role he is unlikely to ever know again.

It's a sad story because fans bought his merchandise, they watched his show on You Tube, they liked him on Facebook (almost 1.5 million) they followed him on Twitter (over 1.5 million) and he made people smile - and now those smiles are gone.

It's a sad story because eventually people get tired of finding out that the WWE Superstars they have supported with their cheers, their purchases, their signs, their follows and their likes aren't real Superstars - and little by little, those fans lose interest in WWE, find other interests, and become former WWE fans.

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>>1176343
It's a sad story because the next time WWE talent is given the speech about reaching for the brass ring, at the very least, in the back of their minds, they should be thinking about the guy who reached out and grabbed that brass ring - and was asked to return it.

Maybe his surprise victory on #RAW will be the start of something new. Maybe.

I remember standing in the ring with Zack and #CMPunk at Nassau Coliseum and gladly handing over my claim to being Long Island's most popular wrestler to Zack, Take a good look at that photo. Really look at it. Look at me, still important enough in the company's eyes to be part of an in-ring celecration. Look at Punk, breaking character, and willingly looking foolish, because it was a fun thing to do, and Zack Ryder's character made having fun, and wearing a ridiculous wig seem like the right thing to do. Look at the joy on Zack's face. That type of joy was infectuous. It's the type of joy we're not likely to see again. That photo is less than three years old...but it seems like such a long, long time ago.

That's sad.
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Since then the story has only gotten even sadder. It's a fucking trainwreck, m8s.

>>1176261
>Wanting a strong independent woman called a ho in the age of The Divas Revolution(TM)

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>>1176472
>imagining Steph getting hoeski chants

>>1176324
kek @ cena, stamper, and jackman

is hugh jackman the ultimate broski??

>>1176324
Whatever happened to Big O?

>>1177532
He's giving them to Emma now

>>1176347

>the guy who reached out and grabbed that brass ring - and was asked to return it.
>asked to return it

Vince killed him and took it from his cold, dead hands.

>>1174045
If he do that, he can join to the Wyatt Family...
Yes,he will always be a jobber...

>>1177532
he was trying to become an idny wrestler last time i heard.

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>>1174018
Hahaha.

Yes it is.