Why can't we have more freaks who are actually fearsome?

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>>1165173
>The Bryans

Because its 2016 and we are in the reality era. Supernatural gimmicks don't work anymore
>inb4 Wyatt Family
They're just hillbilly cult not supernatural

>>1165182
nothing's supernatural about psychopaths and cannibals.

>>1165182
They have shown the ability to kayfabe teleport, temporarily steal people's powers and summon a fucking ghost. They are supernatural as shit.

>>1165173
Lucha Underground does freaks pretty well, but then again that promotion is ran more like a B rate movie

>>1165187
they should summon the ghost of Chris Benoit someday.

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you need kayfabe for it to work

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>>1165187
kek

It won't work because WWE is too PG

>>1165173
Because wrestlers these days lack any charisma.

Look at how they fucking jump around like headless chicken after executing a move and screaming into the camera like some mongoloid the end result of a cacophony of mundane mediocre disposable bullshit.

>>1165209

seems like nothing works at all with this shit era other than overhyped shits and wedgies for finishers