HOLY SHIT: BASED ROMAN TOLD SOMEONE TO PLEASE HAVE SEX

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>>1084292
How unprofessional.

Any one else would get fired.

>BASED ROMAN

RAMEN > A+ > DEANETTY

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>>1084292
BASED ROMAN

>>1084298
>it's to close to home

HAHAHAHAHA

>>1084292
What, are you serious? Calling somebody a virgin is one of the most common insults in the world. If anything it shows he's an extremely salty twat.

>>1084305
please have sex

>>1084306
ROMAN?

So Roman it's the "please have sex" poster. I fucking knew it.

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>>1084309

ROMAN IS THE BASED GOD OF PLEASE HAVE SEX

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>>1084292
>>1084300

based

>>1084292
geez, he's just saying his sex life is wanking, not telling him to do something else...

>>1084292
>>1084300
>saying his sex life only involves his hand
>the same as saying please have sex
Why are you people so fucking dumb?

Fucking beast. Fucking alpha telling nerdy faggots their truth and reality.

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>>1084300
>L-Look likes y-your sex life...
>ONE REP MAX

>>1084325
Ryan please have sex

>>1084292
wow roman. be a star

>>1084325
Roman Reigns here

please have sex m8 and stop complaining about children's tv

>>1084339
no I'm the real Roman Reigns +18 lol

>>1084292
This is almost as good as when he absolutely destroyed Cuck Man Punk

Who can stop based fucking Roman?

Good job Roman. The neckbeards can boo all they want, they still paying to see him wrestle. Bunch of autistic manchilds.

>>1084292
THATS NOT PG

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>post yfw Roman tells Triple H to "please have sex" on RAW

>>1084346
>>1084347
DESIGNATED

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>>1084352

My hero.

>>1084352
You mean the guy who is fucking based 10/10 milf Stephanie? I'm sure hhh would be devastated.

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>>1084361
>10/10 milf
THANK YOU

>>1084361
Hey, it's Roman Reigns here, I am begging you to have sex right now.

>>1084361
>being Triple H
>fucking women
It's one or the other, brother.

>>1084361
She's ugly as fuck, her face is very man-like. Have sex now.

>>1084292
not only is he badass in the ring, he also badass in real life.

BASED ROMAN

PLEASE HAVE SEX

>>1084375
The only time he isnt badass is when he has to read the scripts for his promos.

Watch that twitch stream he did he's cool as fuck and blew the fuck out of cuck man punk

>>1084410
yes he is badass. not like khali giant but weak pussy. roman reigns is the based indian warrior!

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>it's real

sufferin succotash you gotta beleeb dat

>>1084410

>twitch

Please turn 18

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Based roman reigns

Would mark if his new gimmick is BTFOing Smarks

>>1084292
judging by that nigga's avi he has a gf, Roman's banter game is weak af

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What did he mean by this?

>>1084292
Roman's handlers need to keep him on a shorter leash. BMJ would have kept himself strong without attacking the fans.

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>#fool
cringe

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Based Roman

>>1084461
BMJ was much more harsher towards fans especially in house shows and signing events.

People shit on Phil for ignoring fans but BMJ takes it to a whole new level.

If you're not a kid or a woman good luck talking to BMJ.

Did Kevin Owens teach Roman how to use Twitter?

I remember him shitting on fans for booing Roman or I could be thinking of another smark darling.

>>1084474
??? maybe? Ambrose shit on fans for booing roman in a random interview if I recall correctly. Kev could of said that. Bottom line is Wrestlers, Indie and non Indie hate smarks in general. Think of all the heckling and shit. Do you think indie dudes enjoy the chant YOU FUCKED UP! when a botch happens?

Theres gotta be some animosity in there

>>1084473
>If you're not a kid or a woman good luck talking to BMJ

As it should be

>>1084464

That's the appropriate hashtag for smarks today. They're nothing but fools who think they know everything about the business, they don't know diddly squat.

>>1084502
Shut the fuck up IWC smark.

>>1084503
>getting upset by the truth
kek

>>1084507
>talks about wrestling on a wrestling board and the business
>implying this isnt denial
>im mad at the truth

Okay bud. Better go renew your subscription to Bruce Blitz

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>>1084510

Bruce Bliz doesn't know jack shit either, and he and his mindless drones are part of the cancer that's killing WWE too.

Anyone who actually (and literally) buys any of the crap he says, needs to rethink life.

>>1084515

Also if WWE is indeed removing signs, THESE are the ones that should be removed, and the faggots holding them should be kicked out.

>>1084515
Bruce blitz is autistic as fuck. Don't people have to pay him to watch his video about reviewing aports related shit

>>1084292

No, it's almost impossible to post on /wwe/ since the move from spee, this place is awful. It was always contrarian, but now it's just a hugbox of the opposite of whatever opinion the overall IWC has.

>>1084519
When did wwe say there were getting rid of signs? That would be fucking retarded of them

>>1084520

Yes. It used to be fun to watch him RAGE about Cena related shit, when he was uploading shit on youtube. But ever since one of his videos got taken down, he stopped doing that, and just kept his review on his main site. That you have to pay for to view any of the content on there.

MadGenius, one of the panel members, is by far the MOST cringy of the bunch. He is the very definition of an indie asskisser.

>>1084535
Bruce was more cringeworthy than all of them. Atleast despite having a homosexual lisp and voice. mad genius had some knowledge. Bruce was just BRRAAAAWWWHHHH I HATE JOHN CENA WHERE ARE THE ATTITUDE ERA.. MICHAEL POLE LOL IM SO FANNY

>>1084539

Mad Genius didn't know jack shit. He thinks that some indie sweethearts having gay sex in the ring would make for a great mania main event, and he thinks that storylines don't matter.

>>1084543

Plus the guy wants WWE to crash and burn. When in reality if that were to happen, it will kill the indie scene too.

>>1084543
i didnt say i agreed with him. All of them were fucking retarded. I could cope with some of mad genius' shit though. Cuz i watch outlaw wrestling Even though


>I DONT WANT DEAN AMBROSE I WANT JOHN MOXLEY

>I DONT WANT DANIEL BRYAN I WANT BRYAN DANIELSON

>I DONT WANT KEVIN OWENS I WANT KEVIN STEEN

he was an insufferable smark.

>>1084292
>replying to heckling tweets from fans
Roman confirmed as insecure as Roidbotch

>>1084545

He sounds like one of those smarks who probably hasn't watched a SINGLE John Moxley, Bryan Danielson, Kevin Steen match, and is just saying their names just for credibility.

That's the vibes I got from Mad Genius.

>>1084550
you prob right desu.

Guy has 1 funny tweet and a bunch of people call him "based"

God you faggots are easy to please.

>>1084555
welcome to the contrary world of /asp/. 18+ and please have sex

>>1084510
I have no idea who that is, sorry m8, try again.

Roman either turning heel or going to be mega buried

So we like Roman now?

>people here think WWE wrestlers manage their own social media
Get worked faggots.

>>1084565
>implying Vince would ever bury his fuccboi

>>1084568
Ironic posting m8

>post yfw roman goes bald and accuires the rocks powers

>>1084568
>he made a sex joke I like him now

Such a booger eater

>FUCK ROMAn
3 days later
>BASED ROMAN SPOUTED OUR OVER USED MEME.
>Well not really but if you paraphrase it HE TOTALLY USED OUR SHITTY OVERUSED FORCED MEME


Move out of your parents house.

>>1084580
>implying someone masturbates is our meme

PLEASE have sex

>>1084560
>but Kevin owens yelling out cole makes you guys mark out

please have sex ryan

>>1084580
>>1084579

>>BASED ROMAN SPOUTED OUR OVER USED MEME.
>Well not really but if you paraphrase it HE TOTALLY USED OUR SHITTY OVERUSED FORCED MEME

not everyone here hates roman fat fuck. I been a fan of his since he won the title

>>1084589
Seek a razor

>>1084590


for you

CAN YOU BELEEP IT!?

>>1084585
I'm waiting for someone special :^)

>>1084292
>https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns/status/710554283855507456
Hahaha that's pretty based
Wish he made it part of his character though

>>1084491
I looked it up and its Kevin Owens on some bumfuck literally who podcast saying that fans who boo Roman are idiots.

>>1084615
>Hey you bbygurls booing me need to get laid tonight
>I heard the city of X has the best girls in town

>I'll break all of my fingers if you win
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Actually threatening someone with self harm? That's fucking crazy, this faggot needs help, seriously.
Based Roman.

Do you think Roman fucks ring rats and divas? Or is he faithful to his qt wife?

>>1084460
No fap.

>>1084361
The tweeter Roman responded to literally has a hotter gf than current steph.

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Roman is truly fucking based

Please have sex is my meme.

Can everyone please donate a few £s to my paypal cheers;

[email protected]

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Is Roman the greatest of all time?

>non nonchalantly BTFO someone
>go back to the wwe shilling youre supposed to do

KEK

>please have sex
>called CM Punk skinnyfat

Roman LITERALLY browses here.

>>1085151
based roman

>>1084639
What about /asp/ies telling people to kill themselves for stupid shit on this board? How is that any different?
>b-b-but my anonymous korean board

So Reigns is a keyboard warrior. Cool. Now trot him out in front of an audience again and watch him try to not shit his pants.

The little sissy.

>>1084352
>P-p-please have sex, Triple H..!

>Yes, thank you, Roman, I do believe I will have sex! Because you see, the fact of the matter is, while you and the rest of these inbred sheep fuckers from [insert city here] are busy banging their ugly wives and sisters, I'm banging the princess and heir to a huge fucking company.
>*Stephanie smooches him*
>And you can believe that!

>>1084368
>[Stephanie]'s ugly as fuck
No, dude. YOU have sex now please.

>>1086630
this desu

if his in-ring bantz were anywhere close to his twitter bantz he would be over af

>>1088069
They COULD be, but based on his Twitter feed he's a damned heel, or at least a don't-give-a-damn tweener, which is what he'd excel at. Don't misunderstand when I compare him to Stone Cold, but that'd be his best bet. Technically good, but walks with a "fuck the man" attitude.

Being a baby-friendly face is not in his cards. I mean, he could probably walk the line between Austin and Cena (representing two extremes of a spectrum), as a guy that's basically happy and good, but if you get in his face, his demeanor changes fast...

But sufferin' sucatash Reigns has got to fucking go.

He has no actual response other than spewing middle school tier insults?

Roman will fit right in with all the underage windowlickers in /wwe/

>>1088083
>He has no actual response other than spewing middle school tier insults?
so what most of you liked about the rock for then?

>>1088095
Rock at least had his moments of being genuinely funny.

Roman actually responding to that guy and basically telling him to get laid just makes him an immature twat.

>>1088095
Not that guy, but that's not really accurate. The rock was more like that one charismatic Chad in highschool; he spewed out shit that is so immature you shouldn't find it funny, but he had so much charisma and appeal that you were super drawn to him until you started crying wishing you were a straight cis male instead of a degenerate.

I mean
That was everyone else's experience l, right?

>>1088100
Telling him to get laid?

He's saying it's going to be difficult for the little shit to jerk off (his entire sex life) after his fingers are broken, because the title is his.

Did any of you even understand this?

>>1088077
nope I 100% agree senpai

>>1088106
Side note:

Know who's played that exact character since his debut, as heel or face, and is bigger, whiter, and more muscular (things Vince loves) than Reigns?

I'd give ya a hint, fella, but I think you know who I mean.

>>1088131
He doesn't get bitches wet, though.

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>>1084292

B A S E D

>>1084568

>we

If you hate Roman then chances are you're obese and out of shape.

>>1088326
How did u know? :(

>>1088326
If you like Roman chances are you're an otherkin hambeast and possibly browse /asp/ along with Roman fanfics on tumblr 24/7

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When should we start baleeving?

roman reigns is so fucking awesome

How do you guys ship the Big Dog? HHH/Roman is my personal fave.

Shame he won't lose again, I was really looking forward to seeing the whole family migrate to TNA.

>>1088641
>implying based tama isnt coming to wwe months from now.

>>1088077
Pretty much everyone acts like snarky assholes on twitter though.

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>>1090125