RAW gamethread #6

Angle comin' up.

K

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME ?

The state of Taker' hairline

>>1077963
DeadMan so damn good at being a presence

Taker is still fucking jacked tho

HERE COMES THE MONEY

>>1077981
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADADADADA DA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

IT'S EUGENE!

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who /a/ here

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>>1077963
>rollin rollin rollin

MONEY
O
N
E
Y

HERE COMES THE MONEY QUEERS

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>that fw never liked undertaker

taker looks like shit

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MONEY

Taker tells vince to fuck off and vince has to face shane at mania. duh

Shane literally looks in way better shape than Taker.

THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN THE BALDMAN

>The state of Taker

Jesus fucking Christ

Also

>That Shane pop

Uh, Shane got 0 pop...

AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY AYY THE MONEY

Old Man Shane still dancing around like a kid

what is this wigger pozzed faggot even wearing

HERE COMES THE MID-LIFE
HERE COMES THE CRISIS

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KNACK
IS
BACK

Shane's entrance theme is one of the most accurate ever

>low pop for Shane
Shit city

FRESH KICKS
Shane O'Mac is cooldad done right

CHING CHING BLING BLING

HOLY FUCK THE MONEY IS HERE!

TAJIRI HALL OF FAME WHEN?

>Making a new thread with 2 mins left

Autism

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>Taker's hairline

https://twitter.com/LuchaMax/status/709573432325906442

Neville is kill

>>1078006

Shittsburgh is a bad crowd

>SHANE

JUST

TAKER IS SO ORANGE

ALL RIGHT SHUT UP

>>1078016
people finally realized they don't give a fuck about him

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SHUT UP

Reminder that Shane and Taker's combined age is 96.

>Shut up

They did that about 3 hours ago.

SHANE IS GREY HOLY SHIT

Maybe we'll get a hint how this match is going to play out in mania. Taker and Shane agreeing against Vince?

>>1078025
F

Post yfw Kurt

Vince looking like a manlet in there

Angle in 3..2..1

>>1078014
Dunkey what are you doin here?

sting incoming

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>>1077993
You're the last one

>>1077999
He's old.
Sad, but shit happens.

>>1078014
Natalya looks cute as fuck there

>ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT >HE ISNT OVER >ROMAN GOT THE LOUDEST REACTION OF THE NIGHT

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>taker's hairline
>shane's shoes

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>I'M GONNA MISS

im gonna miss

>You're gonna go to hit me
>I'm gonna miss

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY

He's gonna gas him out

NICE BOTCH SHANE

WHAT IS HE SAYING?

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>>1078025

shane's autism kicking in

>I'm gonna miss

Im going to miss

>that botch

I'm gonna miss

Fuck

I like shane but this promo is AWFUL

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im gonna miss

>>1078033
Renee is
C U T E
U
T
E

Shane stumblin over his lines hard af

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>>1078025
NOPE

>>1078052
Well, he isn't over as a face.

Dammit Shane, get it together

Flabbertaker

>Shane is gonna beat Taker by jumping off of the moon

fucking shane taking a page out of sids playbook

Shane is actually wrestling the match

Holy shit

YOU'RE GUNNA HIT ME
IM GUNNA MISS

>>1078046
That spot was disturbing

>boss's son gets to use the most legendary wwe superstar to give himself a pop
Undertaker must be like "fuck this I'm retiring".

I'm gonna miss huh

shane looks older than fucking vince

just fuck my shit up

>im gonna miss

shane is personified JUST
>come crawling back to wwmeme

THESE NUTS

why is Taker fighting Shane?

BOTCH

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>>1077993
/a/lways here

>Tfw Shane sounds the way I did in school dramas

>>1078025
Ah, shit.

>>1078058
would be awesome

prolly never happen tho, he pissed ppl off in wwe when he left

>>1078070

This is what happens when you try script promos word by word

the hamlet of Shane's face after he said "I'm gonna miss"

>>1078052
X-pac heat

>shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery >shanes shitty ass delivery

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BITCH

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THESE FUCKING BOTCHES

>>1078087

should have gone after WM30 2bhpham

Glad they're addressing this.

>>1078025
>disappears for months
>no one notices

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>THOSE PUNCHES

EVERY TIME

VINCE'S BITCH

>where my standing

shane is drunk

Anyone else hoping Taker went "Nobody...calls me a puppet"?

shane wtf u doin

TAKER CONFIRMED VINCE'S BITCH
ALSO SHANE GOING HAMMMMMMMM

LMAO those shane strikes

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Who /heem/ here?

>vince

wow shane lost all his promo game

DUDE SWEARING LMAO

The Shane o Mac shuffle

So why is Undertaker fighting Shane?

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>>1078025
>hiring manlets with glass bones to begin with

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>those punches

>these punches

god damnit shane

I guess Angle will cost him the match at WM then

>Vince's bitch!
My sides.

Vince has the best strategy

Just stay out of Taker's range. He's so old and gassed, he'll never be able to catch you.

This match makes less sense now than it did before the segment.

boring raw

Man Taker is looking old as SHHHHHHHHHHIT

damn who got a webm of vince flopping onto the floor

What an awful segment.

>Shane is actually wrestling Taker

J U S T

U

S

T

>no angle
2/10 raw

2/10 raw, best i can do

>>1078106
When is she gonna divorce CM GlassBitch already.

Takers gassed already.

Probably gunna collapse backstage

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>>1078095
>tfw no archer gf

Mean street posse when?

OH FUCK ITS ANGLE

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>this RAW

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When are they going to show who's fighting for Shane already

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>sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting >sting

>>1078124
No fucking idea.

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>looking forward to this

>>1078124

Because it's 2016 and WWE is still just a tool for Vince to fantasy book shit only he wants to see

>shane says taker is vince's bitch
>gets chokeslammed
>chases vince out of ring
>still gonna fight shane at mania

How does any of that make sense?

rate this raw
4/10

>its a shit raw episode

>no Kurt

1/10

>>1078133
He's gone full circle, from kayfabe zombie wrestler, to actual zombie wrestler.

>>1078136
0/10
No Jimmy Wang Yang, no fun bang

>Shane unloading on the Undertaker

It just dawned on me just how bad this match has the potential to be. Even worse than Hogan vs. Vince.

>>1078143
It's getting to the point that I'm starting to suspect he's actually going to fight for himself.

>people here unironically expected Kurt Angle to appear
He has a fight with Rey Mysterio this Sunday at UR Fight.

well there's another 3 hours I'm never getting back

>>1078125
>JUST: the hairstyle
holy shit, anti-smarks take these guys seriously?

>>1078150

2/10.

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I don't want to see Shane get killed at WM

Someone webm those Shane strikes pls. Was like watching a child have an epilepsy fit.

>>1078149
It doesn't and it never will. The whole angle is thrown together as fuck

2/10

HHH v Ziggler only good match. No good promos.

For one of the biggest (kayfabe) matches on the card, the storytelling for Shane/Taker has been absolutely fucking awful.

>>1078152

Why would Kurt be on RAW in 2016?

>>1078157
>Rey Mysterio

That little faggot is still wrestling? I thought he killed some dude

worst raw in a while senpai
literally no redeeming qualities

if shane really wrestles at mania im done

im glad hes back but i dont wanna see him in the ring

So what do you close WM with?

The Shane Taker match with the 40 and 50 year olds that will be passable in ring at best but most likely get a pretty good reaction

or

The Roman HHH match that will undoubtedly be better in the ring but also where your supposedly new top face will be boo'd the entire time

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>>1078150

>you will never get those 3 hours back

>>1078161

Shane is 100% going over

>>1078164

Haitch had a good promo and Dean had a few good segments. But yes, the rest was shit.

>>1078149
There's still a few weeks, they're just laying the groundwork for the inevitable moment where undertaker turns on his master and breaks free...for the good of the company.

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>>1078153
>when you spend your career pretending to be a retarded zombie man and now nobody knows you aren't faking it anymore

>>1078169
Roman was dynamite tonight, baby

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>niggers turned face
>Neville injures himself
>Roman's back
>no kurt
>ziggler v hhh
>socials be jobbing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7/10
the injuried ref was gold

i hate to admit it... possibly worst RAW in years.... nothing worked, no flow, bad crowd(not their fault), seems like something must have happened backstage.

>>1078175
HHH promo was fine but we've heard it a million times before.

>>1078161
>this picture exists
What a fucking circus.

4.5/10
+Great match between HHH vs Ziggler
+Roman return and backstage brawl was fun
+Based Shane O Mac

-Too many divas segments/matches
-New day are getting worse each week
-pointless matches during Wrestlemania season

>>1078175

>Haitch had a good promo and Dean had a few good segments

This site is for people who are 18+

>>1078179
he's a botchfest

People were ragging on Pittsburgh for not being into it at all and being dead, but what the fuck did they have to be excited for, honestly?

>>1078186
This

>>1078180
>socials be jobbing

you expect them to do anything else?

>>1078182
injured ref?

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>400 MILLION FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS

>>1078186
Oh yeah and Brock/Ambrose segment was bretty good

>>1078188
Please have sex, +18, you fat autistic weeaboo forever alone autist

>>1078192
it was more like a squash
nothing but superkick spam and a splash
they didn't even get to put up a fight

>>1078180
>Socials be jobbing
That is their gimmick m8

>>1078186
Ziggler carried that match, HHH has looked terrible two matches in a row, wouldn't be surprised if he was in another match next week to warm up. He looks like shit at the moment.

Taker looks bad. Really bad. Not even sure he can even last in a hell in a cell match anymore.

Let him get the win at Mania and thank him for a great career. Time to move on.

>>1078198
stay triggered pussy

>>1078186
I agree, hopefully the Roman segment is leading to a heel turn, because happy-go-lucky lazy roman is a boring motherfucker. Angry smash and destroy Roman might get some love.

>>1078207
He got booed though

>>1078203
He would probably look better than HHH at the moment, good lord.

>>1078203

He is fighting Cena next year.

>>1078203
No. I want him to die on the ring.
So they can't say "The dead man" ever again.

>>1078211
Of course he did, but heels thrive off boos. I dont know. it's worth a shot.

Taker v Shane is going to be total garbage.

>>1078184

Yeah, but this was a particularly strong one. Ziggler was also fine in his role. If I was told that HHH and Steph were going to have a segment with Dolph, I probably would have changed the channel but they were okay.

>>1078187

It's also a safe space for retards, so I guess you've come to the right place

>>1078214

Taker jobbing 3/4 manias?

>>1078217
It's going to be another Ryback scenario when an unlikeable face turns heel and no one cares

>>1078203

>Let him get the win at Mania and thank him for a great career. Time to move on.

Been saying this for the past 5 years now but he keeps coming back every year. Maybe Vince pays him a million.

>>1078221

Yes. His career is ending.

He will lose via Cena interference this year.

>>1078220

>The guy praising a typical HHH promo, the same one he's been cutting since he was in DX in 1999 calling anyone a retard

Take your stupidity back to woo or plebbit or wherever it is you came from.

>BREAKING NEWS
Third Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal Memorial Tutorial announced for Wrestlemania 32!

>Wyatt Family werent even on Raw

buried

>>1078229
What a time to be alive.

>>1078227

Okay, Mark.

Raw is so goddamn boring tonight.

best parts of show
-Ziggler
-Girl in front row reaching orgasm when Roman fought in front of her
-Dean/Brock segment
-Brie lip slip as she was rolled up for pin

OH MY FUCKING GOD SASHA BAYLEY MARKS BTFOOOOOOO ROMAN HATERS BTFOOOOOOOOOOO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
T
F
O
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

REDDIT BTFO

>>1078252
This. Honestly, I'm bored with any product but Lucha Underground right now.

So Jericho shoved the ref because he was legit pissed off because the referee didnt notice Neville broke his leg? Based jericho.

>>1078261
CHICAAANO

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>>1078261
I've been watching Lucha and NWJP lately. Much more intersting.

Also, if WWE takes Okada, I think I might just lose my mind.

>>1078267

The man the ref forgot

>>1078267
>getting worked

>>1078218
>WM is going to be total garbage
ftfy my man

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>flippy shit extraordinaire
>break your leg going to the ground from a standing position

>>1078277
Okaka just signed a multi-year deal with New Japan

>>1078254
>Girl in front row reaching orgasm when Roman fought in front of her
I bet her boyfriend or husband is booing Roman because he got cucked by The Big Dog

>>1078326
OKADA. Not Okaka

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>>1078254
>>1078332
>2016
>getting worked by a plant

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>Zack Ryder defeated Tyler Breeze on Superstars

>>1078343
>plant
>this is what smarks believe

Yeah and Seattle was full of plants too

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>>1078377
>comparing an entire building to one fan reacting noticeably different from the others like a bad actor
Ok pal.

>>1078086
>commenting on a meme as if it was a forgotten spot

>>1078093
Because he's vVince's bitch

>>1078137
Have sex cuck

>>1078198
Here ladies and gentleman you can observe the socially inadequate memer, taking in his daily routine of taking out his self loathing on others through his limited meme vocabulary