>flabby
>neckbeard
>looks legitimately autistic
>edgy nickname
>no charisma
>not over
>gimmick his hating indie darlings for no reason
Is Baron Corbin the /asp/ of WWE?
>not liking roman reigns done right
Please benoit yourself
Corbin has been getting nuclear heat since the Summer
>>1065634
its just as easy to get heat as it is to get pops with the NXT crowd.
>>1065638
Must be why The Drifter is so over
>>1065610
he needs to beef back up, and join the Wyatt family
>>1065650
>baron
>jobberfamily
Fuck off
>>1065652
I seriously wondered if that was a picture of a young Bray Wyatt. Had to GIS it
>>1065610
I hate the guy.
Next time he walks down the ramp, look at eyes, then his nostrils, then his eyes. You'll get the same charisma seeping out of both - fucking zero.
Shit tattoos.
Limp wrists.
Balding.
Expressionless face. (Don't get me wrong, that can work but you need the occasional expression change, but when those come through they have to be PERFECT)
Saddest belly-button line in the business.
He has the biggest wrestling company in the world looking after him. A direct line to so many talented individuals IN HIS SAME LOCKERROOM.
Without even MENTIONING trainers like Regal/Pearce/Bloom/Brookside/Smiley.
No one should be able to fail with all that help.
Also, the guy supposedly has a legit brawling NFL background, and some Golden Gloves deal. You'd think that would show in his execution of moves and his weak punches could have been cleaned up by now.
Have him put over some guys and give him his notice.
>>1065697
>someone took the time to write this
Autistic as fuck
>>1065706
There's a tendency for guys with puncher backgrounds to pull their punches because they're worried about hurting people
>>1065719
So what you're saying is that Corbin needs to work a program with Swagsuke, right?
he needs to get some sort of hair plugs if he wants to keep the look vince likes.
>>1065614
>Roman Reigns done right
If they gave Reigns that gimmick and did away with Corbin then yeah.
>>1065982
>this meme
Literally every top guy ever was bald or balding.
>>1066011
>says a guy who's most likely insecure about his baldness
>>1065714
It probably took him about two minutes, Baron. See, people who aren't in the single digit IQ range can type pretty quickly.
>>1066011
> Sammartino
> Hart
> bald or balding
Nope