CM Punk comes back on this upcoming Chicago-based Raw and joins

Moron

He's from Winnipeg you idiot

>>1048464
There are so many times when people thought that Cena's shitposting meant something but it didn't really, this is just another circumstance of it.

Calling what now, OP - The Stupid Person Hotline?

High five me. Somebody high five me.

>>1048464

You realize Vince and the Board are still in charge, and that Shane's scripted storyline isn't going to actually run anything in real life, right?

How often did your dad beat you OP?

>>1048531
Yeah boi!

>>1048464
Dude stfu

File: derp.jpg (76KB, 349x285px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 349x285px

C'mon, we all know the big show's due for a face turn.

>>1048464
CM Punk will never go back to WWE, understand it, m8

>>1048542
Some shit is gonna happen, but Shane won't be around for too long. He won't be full timer either... The whole "Shane is back" shit is just to put butts on sits at WrestleMania, he'll be gone after WrestleMania, mark my words...

>>1048681
He's been face for months.

>>1048681
>yfw Cult of Personality is his new theme

>>1048681
GET OFF MY TV

>>1048787
>months
Show doesn't go more than two weeks without a turn.

>>1048464

He quit because how soulless the product was. Unless they fix their shit, he will never come back.

Never, ever going to happen.

>>1048937
He is an attention whore and wants to public his "massage" ofc he will come back.

>>1048944
Only with a juicy part-time contract.

>>1048937
He'll come back after his stint in UFC and try to get a contract like Lesnar

>>1048464

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Never drew a penny
>My Chemical Romance fan
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

He's still trying to convince idiots he will step up to have a real fighy so don't get your hopes up little man.

>>1049035

*fight, beg your pardon

>>1049035
>GTS stolen from KENTA
Everyone steals moves from KENTA.

>>1048464

You're an idiot

File: Chyna_bio.gif (69KB, 300x440px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 300x440px

OP here, sorry this post was wrong. I forgot to mention the tag team partner he's bringing along to form the new Corporate Ministry when Undertaker switches to Shane's side

>>1048464
As much as it would be loved he's not coming back

>>1048526
What did Cena say?

>>1048464
He has a broken back

>>1048522
Heheheheheheheheheheheh

File: XkE9T.gif (1MB, 300x170px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x170px

I miss him.