Zoos in Florida aren't evacuating their animals. Though

It s more dangerous to evacuate them, especially in an IRMA situation, since the Hurricanes can change course and the stress is dangerous To them too.

All the strongest animals live in poured concrete enclosures anyhow.

> not walking your lions and elephants down the highway while a hurricane is up your ass
Literally triggering

The animals too big and/or dangerous to move enclosures to stay in made of poured concrete and steel, they rode out Andrew without losing anything, they'll be fine. They'd lose a good number of them from the stress of moving them anyway.

Where are they supposed to take them? Just rent 100 U-Hauls and drive them to Tennessee?

>not building an ark

I thought Floridians were all fundamentalists?

>>2477146
They would have to build it atop space mountain, but it presents a conflict of corporate interest.

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>>2477146
Kentuckians already did it, m8.

The birds wil be fine they will just fly away

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>>2477159

Yet again China beats USA

>>2477159
There's no way that would float.

>>2477793
Why do you say that?

>>2477796
Because it wasn't built to float to begin with

>>2477796
Because it's a themed museum, not an actual boat.

>>2477799
>>2477807
If you already know it isn't designed to float to begin with, it seems strange to say "There's no way that would float".