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>saw a baby mouse lying on it's back
>assumed it was dead, gave it a little kick on it's side
>it rolls a little bit
>it keeps rolling
>and rolling
>it stops
>watch as it seems to still apparently be dead on its back
>suddenly it starts rolling again and even manages to turn and roll itself under my fridge
what the fuck just happened? I wish I recorded that. It rolled itself so naturally as if it was it's native form of locomotion.
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Why is this so hilarious?
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>be 8 at summer camp
>find a mouse lying down next to a tree
>nudge it thinking it's asleep but is really dead
>nigglet comes up behind me
>(deafening chimp call) ANON KILLED A MOUSE
>everyone thinks i am a moues killer
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>>2476167
t. mouse killer
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>>2476158
>Saw a rat lying in the bedroom of a cabin i would be staying in
>Get closer and it's a bat
>Leave it be until it's time to go to sleep
>Give it a nudge and that little shit turns towards me and makes the most soul wrenching screech
>I bolt it out of there
>Couldn't find the bat afterwards
>Needless to say i didn't sleep that night
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>>2476158
The next evolution of rodents
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What a strange experience
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>anon gets fooled by an animal playing dead
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>>2476167
>be at boy scout camp
>out by the river
>see a fish in the water
>drop a brick on the fish
>no evidence of the fish being dead
>"that one kid" sees this and decides to tell on me for some reason
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>be me
>4thish grade at after school camp
>See kids hitting rat with hockey sticks
>Defend rat and let it crawl onto your arm.
>tell the kids who are killing it that they are cool and why they matter, crocodile hunter style.
>it jumps off your leg to book it. But it's claw scratches my leg from the leap, causing it to bleed.
>camp councilors notice me preaching the rat gospel, bleeding.
>as any holy man should...
Councilors capture the rat, and send it to be tested for rabies to see if I need shots.
>inb4 getting tested for rabies means they cut it's brain open to check...
>rat dies fatality style brcause you wanted to teach someone feels, for life.........
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Ps. I never got any shots... Rat was clean.....
>mfy rat martyrdom
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>cat brings in mouse
>its still alive and scrambles under couch
>too heavy to move decide fuck it and wait until tomorrow to get it as its late
>next morning its in the living room dead
>look at it closer and see 3 botfly larva trying to escape it
>thank god cat never was able to eat it
i hoped to never encounter them what putrid fucking insects
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>be australian
>see snake in the shed
>run and get my dads shotgun from inside
>blow the snake in half
>dad comes out and asks me why I shot the dead snake
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>>2478110
>starts post with "be me"
>posts in a different persons perspective
what did he mean by this?
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>>2478160
Have you never seen greentexting?
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>>2476158
Tacticool stealth maneuvers.
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My rat suffered a similar fate when she got sick. It was as if her spine was constantly contracting and she couldn't help it but suffer through it. Maybe same thing?
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anon this post was generated in our discord and i just wanted to say thank you
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>>2478164
Have you, retard? Be me originated from reddit for "le epic 4chan screencaps"
They make their own thread, start a greentext with "be me" and attempt to make some overly complicated bullshit story that's usually trash. Fuck off.
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>>2476167
anonymous, the mouses killer
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>>2478996
You have to go back.
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>>2476167
Should've killed something else.
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>>2478164
You're retarded.
"Be me" is a pointless statement that (I don't want to pull the "r*ddit bogeyman" card but it's true) LITERALLY started on r*ddit as they attempted to emulate greentexts. Nobody here says it.
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>>2479238
>Nobody here says it
Complete bullshit
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>under my fridge
clean your house you disgusting slob
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>>2478136
Should've just cut it's head off, a lot less messy that way.
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>>2479428
This. The people who think people haven't been saying it for years here are clearly Reddit trying their hardest to fit in. It's really fucking depressing honestly.
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