Walked into bathroom and saw this thing. What the heck is

>>2475591
Which country you in anon?

>>2475598
I'm in Vietnam.

>>2475602
Ah good
Burn your house down

>>2475607
Amerifat go away

>>2475591
It's a huntsman.

>>2475615
It hunts...man? Time to burn the house down, OP.

>>2475608
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

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Kill it with napalm

>>2475608
We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to kill and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low and looking mean
See that family by the stream
Drop some nape & hear them scream
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bunch of gooks down in the grass
But all the fighting's long since passed
Crispy youngsters in a mass
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on the barn,
It won't really do much harm,
Just burn off a leg or an arm,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By tossing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Ox-cart rolling down the road
Peasants with a heavy load
They're all VC when the bombs explode,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is plenty fun,
And if one's pregnant it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

It's a huntsman. Friendly vermin-eaters. Leave it be. Also very fast reflexes. Fight it at your peril.

>>2475615
>>2475961
Thanks guys

big lads but harmless. be his friend

>>2475602
are you actually vietnamese or do you just have yellow fever?

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>>2476170
I'm Vietnamese.
Here he is this morning just hanging out near the tub.

Kill with fire

>>2476189
looks like some kind of running crab spider, judging by the body and legs. I can't say anything more than that, but my guess would be that it's harmless.

>>2476605
Except it's not, it's clearly a huntsman.

>>2476486
>kil it with le fiyaaah xDDD
you need to go back.

>>2476619
Even Reddit is probably over that joke, how old is it now?

>>2475591
As others said its a harmless Huntsman Spider.
They're great to have around for eating pests like cockroaches, flies etc. and would never bite unless provoked, even then not being capable of inflicting pain.

>>2475591
it's a huntman spider. Their bite isn't very painful at all but they are fast as fuck and a bit spooky looking if you find one in your home

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Why is he just staying in the bathroom? Why isn't he going around looking for food?

>>2477178
you're his food. he's waiting for you to go to sleep.

>>2477209
If it was a few years ago I would've freak the fuck out knowing there's a spider in my room. A teeny one crawled up to my body a few days ago when I was in bed and I was fine with it. Just directed him off the mattress lol. Granted that one was really tiny. If it was this fucker in the bathroom crawling up my leg I don't know how I'd react.

>>2477178
Spiders don't need to eat as often as you think.

>>2475591
*blocks your shit*

>>2476189
He's trying to perv, evict him, Anon.

>>2477178
He's on spider 4chan, asking why you're just staring at him and not looking for food yourself, Anon.

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>>2476189
>anon turns the gun on himself

>>2477991
kek