I'm curious about something. Go up to your cat's face, start panting like a dog, and post what happens ITT.
My cat gets really hyper and starts rolling around a lot. It's weird, and it always works. Also, try the thing where you run your fingers along the bristles of a comb, and their tongues twitch. It's funny, but not all cats do it. Pic related is my kitty.
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