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>ex and I broke up on bad terms
>invited to her birthday party due to being in same circle of friends
>want to get her a dog as a big "fuck you"
What's a dog that is not too expensive, but is fairly hard to take care of? I live in a big city so I could either buy from a breeder, or go to the pound.
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>>2463554
Something with high energy, long hair, and a small bladder.
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Wew lad, pretty baity. Prepared for some flustered responses. General advice is don't, you aren't just fucking her over, you are also pretty much guaranteeing an innocent dog a shitty life.
Just leak her nudes like a normal butthurt teenager would do
Or ya know just be a man and get revenge by living well and not by ruining someone else's life
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>>2463554
pomeranian
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>>2463554
Hope she shows up with a knife and gouges your eyes out for being this bad at baiting.
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>ex and I broke up on bad terms
>invited to her birthday party
she's not going to accept any presents from you, but she is going to make you watch her get gangbanged by the other guests.
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9/10 bait
Points mostly for originality. Good job OP
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>>2463554
Pit bull.
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>>2463554
Wolf puppy. Then she can get fines on top of being mauled to death.
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>>2463562
>Just leak her nudes like a normal butthurt teenager would do
This.
She can rehome a dog, or she could even end up really liking the dog.
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get her a cat, which is worse than murdering her
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Chances are she'll just take the dog and have it be put down. Don't make a dog die just to get back at her.
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>>2463554
she can just say no and not accept the gift you know.
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get her an english bulldog so it dies
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>>2463834
what kind of vet would do that??
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