If elephants are so smart, why don't they escape from zoos?

If white people are so smart, why did they vote Trump?

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>>2456202

>>2456235

Whoops, meant to reply to >>2456207

>>2456238

Whoops, meant to reply to >>2456235

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>>2456202

>>2456207
Who were we supposed to vote for? The stroked-out alcoholic crone itching for a war with with Russia when she wasn't busy pandering to rioters and thugs?

Whites absolutely made the right choice there

>>2456207
Nonwhite here who voted for Trump :^)

Stay mad

Btw, I'm 6' 4 with a MASSIVE SCHLONG and a multimillion dollar job in finance so don't even bother responding.

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They've probably realized they get free food and shelter in zoos. Why would they want to escape? To get poached in Africa or worked to death in Asia? They're playing the system.

>>2456251
Trump is Def a power bottom for putin

Why don't elephants suck their own cocks

>>2456251
>Who were we supposed to vote for? The stroked-out alcoholic crone itching for a war with with Russia when she wasn't busy pandering to rioters and thugs?
Yes. Simply being able to describe her negatively doesn't mean she wasn't a better alternative to Trump. You're going to have no credibility when all is said and done because he is going to make an ass out of himself and his supporters through extension. Hillary would have done a lot of things "wrong" but she would have never embarrassed you. She also would have understood the difference between life insurance and health insurance, or had a grasp on what civil asset forfeiture was without it needing to be explained to her, or used a term like "local milk people", or not gotten all of her information through watching TV.

Basically, you voted your emotions. You are not smart. Sorry.

>>2456294
>Basically, you voted your emotions.
Everyone does and you aren't an exception.

>>2456283
>How come elephant won't autofellate
They do. But with advanced intellect, the elephant feels the need for privacy

>>2456294
There is no such thing as an intelligent democrat. Trump voters are legitimate geniuses standing against a hoard of globalist banksters, neocon warlords, Blm thugs, and barley sentient Islamic rapists.

>elephant thread
>derailed by a disgusting liberal

Why are libshits so entitled? Go back to Rēddit. Stop turininf this board toxic.

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>honks drinkingly

>>2456294
>Simply being able to describe her negatively doesn't mean she wasn't a better alternative to Trump

Clinton is as incompetent as she is corrupt. The ONLY thing she succeeded in doing in life is marry Bill Clinton.

This nation should be kissing Trumps ass for saving us from that worthless cunt, and her corrupt overlords.

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>just a nice thread about elemaphants
>Americans somehow find a way to make it all about them and their dumb fuck elections

Post quality wrinkles only please

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>>2456202
If your logic actually worked, take a look at one of the animal kingdom's greatest thinkers.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-flamingos-succeed-at-escaping-the-zoo-while-all-other-animals-fail

>>2456409
>pink floyd
I would've escaped too.

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Honk honk.

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>tfw you will never join an elephant herd
>tfw the matriarch will never accept you as herr human calf
>tfw you will never get stuck in a mud hole during your first bath and non of your elephant family will try to rescue you

>>2456433
They usually do try to rescue the calves but it's not like they have a lot of articulation to work with.

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>>2456202
This one time I went to a zoo and I saw an elephant stick its trunk up another elephant's asshole, scooping out handfuls of shit and then eating it with relish.

"Smart" my ass.

>>2456202

Because elephants are smart enough to realize that even the worst zoo is better than Africa or India.

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Bump.

how does intelligence help you break through concrete walls

>>2456265
>They've probably realized they get free food and shelter in zoos.

They get bored to the point where, without sufficient stimulation, they rock back and forth. And the material, which older zoos used for the flooring, happens to slowly cause cracks in the elephant toe and foot. Serious enough to cause life threatening infections.

Most (older unrenovated) zoos are absolute fucking hell for elephants and for most other examples of megafauna.

>>2456242
tfw aliens did this to Apes a few million years ago

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>>2458888
Damn, poor guys. I knew they could get bored but I didn't know the floor thing was so bad.

>>2458893

Imagine your entire life, the surface your feet touch is fucking flat boring concrete.

On the other hand, one of the most entertaining moments of my life was reading about how a chainsaw was used during an autopsy of one of the elephants.

>>2456926
we're supposed to be the dominant species and yet 2 girls 1 cup exists.

>>2456294
>Hillary would never have embarrassed you
No, she's pretty embarrassing.

>>2458915
We're smart enough not to do 2 girls 1 cup in public, unlike dumbass elephants.

Because we know they are smart and they know that we know that they are smart so we design ever more elaborate devices to keep them in captivity. It's an arms race, only with locks and fences. Eventually the elephants will master the use of some sort of hay based cutting torch and it'll be all over except for the demands. I suspect pumpkin will be involved. You ever see an elephant eat a pumpkin? It's like staring into the maw of he'll itself. They'll find a way to weapon izze them and then we'll have world waraphants on hand. And they will win.

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>>2456294

Anti-gubmint Libertarian here, I voted for Hillary because everyone in three states said they'd try to secede/revolt if she got into office and started pushing totalitarian legislation, and I desperately want the Civil War to kick off before I'm too old to fight it. Sadly, Trump got in and now I'll have to wait another year. I have to say though, I'm really digging his foreign policy.

Can all burgers in this thread just fuck off please?
God i hate u guys, just want to chill while reading about elephants and shit.

>>2456251
Upvoted. Nice to see fellow based Kekistanis in forchan.

>>2459099
This is our website.
You're free to go to whatever shitty imitation chan your country has.

>>2459214
>implying Reddit isn't full of delusional bernouts

>>2459252
>Reddit spacing
Back to /r/t_d for you

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>>2459305
>implying we know or care about your subreddit rivalries

Places like The Donald Trump reddit, SRS, and fat hate are great because it TRIGGERS the fuck about reddicucks so much that they come here and cry about them. This is why I support these subreddits. Because if you faggots are going to come here and shit up our website, then yours is going to get shit up as well.

Cuck.

>>2459252
Im terribly sorry Dick Mc Donald but this is Animals & Nature, not Eagles & Diabetes, so i dont give a shit

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Honk.

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>>2459308
>Plebbitor calling someone else a "cuck"
>Openly admits to be a Plebbitor and supports Plebbit
>Thinks any sane 4channer would go on Plebbit
>Le ebin "I'm so offensive and trigger-inducing xD" meme
You have to go back

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>>2459327
>2016
>getting this angry

REDDITORS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2459336
Not an argument. If anything you have to go back, because clearly you don't belong here.

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comfy honk

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>>2459343
>he thinks every interaction on the internet is an epic argument/debate in which he can hone his prowess to garner more up votes against stupid fundies on /r/atheism

*tips fedora*

Epic debate my good sir! If but only a slew of downvotes could bury that dumb fundie scum, we could have more enlightened debates like back on our secret upvote club ;)

>>2459458
Sorry but I don't even visit Reddit. Hopefully when you go back you stay there for good.

>>2458888
Zoos should be outlawed in third world countries or something

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>>2459475
>i-i-i was just pretending to be retarded!

D O W N V O T E D

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>>2458893
That was the most entertaining moment of your life?

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I always thought chinks were the ones who are always good at maths. Now i only see them as these weird, small degenerates who buy ivory because it supposedly makes their microdicks bigger

>>2459081
>I desperately want the Civil War to kick off
Why not move to some lawless shithole and rough it out for a few years to see if you could survive there first?
Yemen,South Sudan, Libya,Syria and the Eastern Congo are all viable places where you can live out your fantasy.

>>2459814
>Yemen,South Sudan, Libya,Syria and the Eastern Congo are all viable places
>viable places

he probably wants to have access to potable water and receive mail when the war is over

>>2456355
/pol/

>>2459807
Well so did the European poachers.

>>2459862
>did
We're not that retarded anymore

>>2456294
I am not an American so I have no stake in this game, but I thought it was pretty arrogant how Democrats decided to just go with Hillary because it was "her turn", totally denying the better candidate Bernie.
Sometimes, if the political establishment goes too arrogant and ignores the will of the people, it might be better to vote for a non-establishment candidate, even if he is worse, to remind the politicians that they serve the people and not the other way around.

>>2459819
I think you don't quite understand how war works.

>>2459252
I'm American and you're being fucking annoying.

It's like comments on Facebook. NPR releases an article talking about cute puppies playing and the highest liked comment has something to do with Trump or liberals.

You're likely a phone poster because many of the apps (Clover etc) have /an/ as the default board. Which is why over the past few months so many threads are derailed and shitposted. Some dude had a question about his cat and it devolved into people telling him to curb stomp it. The quality of this site is shit since you Google "4chan" and the first board link Google offers you to click is /pol/

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I love elephants!

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>>2460016
/an/ has always hated cats newfag

>>2459308
Who are you trying to convince. We all know you're from reddit.

>>2456420
awwww

>>2456202
>leave a place where you have to do no work and all of your needs are provided for by other people
nigger, i'd live in a zoo if that was a thing

>>2460959
>samefagging this hard

LE DONALD IS INVADING

DOWNBOAT THEM ALL MY FELLOW NARWHALS!

If African-Americans are ds smart, why don't they escape from prison?

>>2459068
We did when we were caveman.

>>2462223
>m-muh samefag
I can see the streams of sweat trickling down your greasy acne ridden skin

>>2456242
>I suspect they are able to eat shrimp or squid, though I have nothing to back that up
my sides