>be on pornhub >start thinking of the "great dying"

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*blocks your evolutionary path*

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>be fucking ex
>feel I'm gonna cum quickly better think of something
>think of the great natural experiment that was Cambrian explosion then imagine myself fucking her on a Cambrian beach, thick, warm grey soot of the monolithic volcanic beach stretches forever, shells of trilobites and helcionellids litter the ocean's edge
>this somehow really turns me on, and I start thrusting like a jackhammer, ex asks me what was going through my head that got me so turned on
>I just lay there like a fucking autistic shell of a man, smiling, literally incapable of telling her I was turned on by prehistoric beaches and dead molluscs

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>>2454231
>be at work
>start thing about Therizinosaurus
>get boner

>>2454238
How the fuck did those cynodon't cows survived all that shit? They were literally everywhere (outside of the dead zone)