Help, I'm scared like crazy. I have an absolute phobia of

>>2450493
that thing is literally unable to harm you in any way. what the fuck is there to be scared about

>>2450497
I know that, I just hate how they are fucking huge compared to other insect or whatever, and they are so fucking weird.

It did the sound again HOLY FUUUUUUUCK

Someone please help me, I dont want it to touch me in my sleep

>>2450515
>Someone please help me, I dont want it to touch me in my sleep
Get a hotel for a few weeks, and turn up the heat of your house to increase it's metabolism, it'll starve in time.

Looks like I'll finally die

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Well, you're done for, anon.
You're a goner.
That grasshoppers going to kill you.

>chirp chirp chirp

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Also, grasshopper /locust general.

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So I made a makeshift trap

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>>2450493
You should definitely throw some leafs behind the shelf so i have enough energy to feast on your.... i mean they dont like the smell of it and it will repel them my hominid friend.

>chirp chirp chirp

>>2450532
Nah, im good
>>2450533
Not watching that

>>2450497
But it looks disgusting, man. I don't know wtf the nature was thinking when it created abominations that consists solely out of legs and mandibles

>>2450529

nice bait

>>2450526
>that mouth
They're basically fucking tiny rabbits, aren't they?

>>2450529
>falling for this bait

How retarded can you be? Grasshoppers are cute as fuck.

>>2450533
I used to catch a lot of animals with my hands and then observe them for a little while before freeing them when i was young. Grasshoppers were one my favorites but this one looks vicious af, don't know if i would have tried.
Still, really beautiful fella.

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Not OP but I share your sentiment. Insectoid/arachnid genocide when?
I don't give a shit what effects on the biosphere the complete absence of insects and arachnids will cause. I'd rather live in a world with no honey than be at risk of being stung/bitten by one of those eldritch abomination spawn

>>2450750
You'd have to worry about many more things than a lack of honey if all the insects in the world suddenly vanished.

>>2450750
Yeah man, those grasshopper stings hurt like a bitch.

>>2450750
>I don't give a shit what effects on the biosphere
anon, you would die without arthropods
unless you are actually suicidal, you should give a shit about it

>>2450750
>he thinks there will just be no honey

hahaha I hope you weren't big on fruit and veggies

>>2451197
Yep i am

>>2450497
That's not true. Grasshoppers have give a nasty bite if mishandled.

Play this on full volume while you hunt for it, that oughta help
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmAKMtd58w

rip OP

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>>2450523
>>2450526
>>2450532

top fucking kek

>>2450529

is there a string on the stick or are you a moron