just thought you'd enjoy hearing my little tale of woe,

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just thought you'd enjoy hearing my little tale of woe, /an/

>Own bearded dragon
>Normally feed it locusts or salad but decide to give it a treat
>buy some waxworms
>little maggot things, apparently a delicacy idk
>comes in yellow tub, can't see into it
>month or two passes
>tonight
>go to feed lizard
>find tub of wax worms that I missed
>bring tub to about chest level and open it to check if these fuckers are still alive
>moth immediately flies out the second the tub is opened, flies directly into my mouth
>freak out a little, try to swat it away
>still holding tub
>completely cover room in sawdust and worms
>swallow moth by accident

So there you are, I'm now sitting here in a room coated with sawdust and crawling with worms