CREEEEEEEEEECREEEEEEEEEEEEEECREEEEE EEEEEECREEEEEEEEEECREEEEEEEEEEEEEEC

Is that a grasshopper, cricket, or locust? They never taught me the difference in school.

>>2448098
It's a cricket.

>grasshopper
those are an entire suborder of insects, Caelifera
short antenna, chirp by rubbing their hind legs on their wings, vegetarian

>cricket
are a family of insects, Gryllidae belonging to the Ensifera (also includes katydids and some others)
generally long antenna, chirp by rubbing their forewings together, omnivorous or carnivores

>locust
some species of Caelifera that have a swarming phase, sometimes occur in huge swarms that can damage crops and can fly vast distances are called locusts

>>2448089
I fucking hate those faggots

They always smoke pot inside my garage

>>2448089
One of these little dudes infiltrated my house and decided to try and get some pussy in my bathroom at about 0200 in the morning the other night.

Loud as fuck.

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>>2448089
>be former rocker with motorcycle fetish
>have well used ears
>have vague memories of cricket and cicada and frog sounds

>>2448089
Threw a pillow at my closet and then the noises in my head toned down for a few seconds