>be me, a year or so ago >want to buy more pet bugs online

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>be me, a year or so ago
>want to buy more pet bugs online
>cart has what i desire
>purchase needs to be a minimum of 10$
>my total is around 9
>look for cheapest bug on the website
>jumping spider
>doesn't even say what kind
>"whatever, it'll get me over $10"
>place order
>get it, and end up releasing the jumping spider on my windowsill
>a year passes
>i open my window for the first warm day of the year to find a mass of small dead insects
>upon this throne rests my jumping spider
>who am i to trespass in his domain
>close window

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