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>be me
>be sleeping
>begin dream sequence
>walking through the woods
>realise I need to piss
>Whip the dick out
>Begin urination
>it sounded unsual
>kind of like a baby with a loaded diaper sitten on a rotten tomator
>Suddenly a beam of moonlight shot through the treeline glistening off my penis, and something else
>If I was slightly gay I would have thought my penis looked glorious shimmering in the moonlight
But saddly im not gay, and my penis still looks like a flesh goblet
>there is a fox on the ground
>iampissingonthefox.avi
>it's shaking
>im shaking with arousal
>i assume the fox is as well (it wasn't until I woke up that I realised the reason it was shaking was far from arousal)
>i cant stop pissing
>the fox just sits there staring at me in terror
>i wake up
>my penis is rock solid
What does this mean....
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>>2446121
Congratulations, OP, not only are you a disgusting furfag, but you also have one of the worst fetishes next to eating other people's shit.
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>>2446126
But im not into furshit... at least I dont think so
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The sound made you uneasy and feel off or unnatural, and the weirdness of the moonlight situation caused tension to build, allowing the dream to head south, as easy as "what's going to happen next?" not even being thought out loud. This showed up as shock, but in context to your surroundings, and the shock manifested it's way sexually, in a perverse or deviant manner (peeing on something is tied to pornography more than disrespect nowadays you know). Of course it's wrong underneath it all, but all your synapses are firing differently in sleep, like mentally being "unable to put your finger on it." A vivid dream moves quick and is connected to your moods and thoughts because you're literally in your own head during them. Even just thinking a partial thought can lead the dream that way, which is why a nightmare can escalate fast.
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Sounds like you needed to pee in real life so you had a pee dream and you woke up during one of the many times you get an erection during sleep (most men get an average of 7 a night iirc). The fox was just part of a dream. Don't read too much into it
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