Hey /an/, so its time to put down my cat, but i cant afford to take it to the vet
What are the most humane ways to end my friends life?
>>2445364
>>2445364
notice the X from ears to eyes.
Please be aware that shooting your cat in the brain will still result in seizures, spasms, and violent flopping and screaming.
if this disturbs you go ahead and pay the $90 for a peaceful death. Otherwise pet and love your friend before pulling the fucking trigger and be ready for screaming and bleeding and possibly a second or third shot.
best of luck, I'm sorry it has come to this.
>>2445378
not OP but what would happen if you positioned one of these over the neck between the head and shoulders and pushed down hard?
>>2445382
Are you strong and fast enough to do that without injuring the cat?
Just do it at the vet. Killing your own animal, even with a gun, will be a very painful memory.
>>2445382
most likely the animal would be paralyzed but very much alive.
a better shot would be to the atlanto-axial joint, but most people wouldn't know where that is. Also it has about a 50% chance of survival with quadriplegia.
the best choice is pithing the animal destroying the brainstem. That calls for a trapper's shot which I've pictured above. Classic X
>>2445389
>Killing your own animal, even with a gun, will be a very painful memory.
fucking truth.
a vet is worth every penny
>>2445390
>cut animal head off
>it might survive anon!
wat
>>2445395
you're not likely to cut the animal in 2 at the shoulders, and the animal is likely to survive the severing of the spinal cord above the atlanto-axial joint.
the shoulder girdle is pretty strong.
pithing the brain is the best bet but even then it's not likely to succeed without mess and noise.
>>2445397
You might be evil if you want animal brains pithed.
No, you are evil.
>>2445398
I don't want anything.
OP asked the best way to euthanize for cheap.
vet is the best way.
pithing is the second best.
>>2445399
EVIL
>>2445403
so suggest better ways.
Helium or nitrogen might be good but they cost more than a .22
>>2445397
what about some of this then?
>>2445404
A 22 in the spine?
EVIL
God just let it live out its days or take it to the fucking vet when you have enough money.
>>2445405
probably fine since consciousness is lost within seconds of constriction of the carotid.
I'd be happy to die that way so long as muscle wasn't cut. Rope might be better.
>>2445406
a double douce in a cat is like a cannon through your spine. quick and painless.
>>2445408
Stop posting evil guy.
>>2445410
no.
OP's question will be answered.
Not everyone has $90 for a clean death.
They should know how to avoid messy ends.
>>2445412
The cat will die either way. It'll either die horrifically from whatever's killing it, die horrifically from OP failing to put it down properly, or die cleanly from a proper execution.
>>2445413
I agree.
that's why I tell OP how to put it down properly and tell him it will still be horrific.
There's no way to kill an animal that's as clean and peaceful as what a vet can do.
>>2445364
Do you live in a first world country? If so you can look around for shelters that will euthanize for cheap. Just ask for the body back because cremation and disposal costs are what get ya. Alternatively call your police department (not emergency line) and explain your cat is dying. If you get an animal lover they will shoot it in the head for you. Honestly the vet is probably a lot cheaper than you think if you tell them you're taking the body with you