The fuck is this /an/? A grasshopper? Never seen one of these

it a krunchy kritets jimminy

>>2440726
cmon man i really want to know, this isn't bait or anything, doesn't look like a grasshopper though.

>>2440723
How the fuck have you managed to grow up without ever seeing a goddamn cricket? What the hell is wrong with you?

>>2440734
It literally is a cricket you kooky redneck. Looks like a ground cricket but I dunno the genus.

>>2440735
hold up that's what a cricket looks like? I thought they were way smaller than that? That thing was roach sized.

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>>2440738
go outside once in a while

>>2440742
Maybe i should wear my glasses more often. Haven't seen one of those once, ever.

>>2440738
you probably heard it in your house doing it's thing for a while, unless you're deaf too

>>2440851
nah it probably just got inside, i didn't hear it making any noises at any point. Maybe it was female.

>>2440738
Aren't you mistaking them for grasshoppers? They sound kinda similar but they aren't the same species.

>>2440738
Seriously, how can you be this fucking oblivious, yet still function?
A cricket.

Really. How Can you have never seen a cricket?

>>2440723
Female Gryllus texensus texas field cricket

>>2440723
You have to be 18 to use this site

>>2442320
>>2442298
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>>2442189
didn't know it was hurt OP's feelings day, I've just never seen a field cricket before, seen plenty of roaches, cicadas, grasshoppers, mantis', etc. These boys seem to be a little elusive for me.

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>>2442352
>didn't know it was hurt OP's feelings day
Thats everyday on 4chan lil bitch. You gonna cry?

>>2442620
stop bullying

>>2440738
You speak like a nigger or spic. You're also a retard.

>>2442352
>didn't know it was hurt OP's feelings day
Are you a newfag?

>>2442905
You're awfully edgy for an animal board, bugguy back to tell us about mirror tests?

>>2442911
>You're awfully edgy for an animal board, bugguy back to tell us about mirror tests?
Can't into grammar?

>>2442927
What i said makes perfect sense to people over 18.

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I noticed there a few "what is this" threads up and I don't want to shit up the board so I hope you don't mind me commandeering this one, OP.

Anybody know what kind of spider this is? Bought a house 2 years ago and the place is infested with them. The only thing I've ever seen them eat is the odd woodlouse that sometimes make it inside so god knows what they're living on. They also breed like fucking crazy. Every other one I see is either packed full of eggs or is surrounded by babies.
I must have killed hundreds of them this summer alone.

>>2443107
cellar spider

>>2443108
That's the guy, thanks.