Be me >be 16 >pops tels me to fix sprinklers >large

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Be me
>be 16
>pops tels me to fix sprinklers
>large maon
>go to store to get stuff to fix sprinklers
>on way home
>decide light up little weed on way home
>at home fiXing spinkler
>see spider daddy longlegs crwl on me arm
>realize its a wolf spider
>it looks cute
>decide to keep it take inside show to pops
>still high
>he tells me to stay calm
>start freking out
>don't know what he's telling me to stay calm abot
>realize its a brown recluse
>wtf
>still high think I can kill it
>motor coordination off from weed
> it gets scared bites me
>spend everyday healing in pain
>girl approaches me after hearing about how often I was in the hospital
>she told me I must be having a hard time
>the look on my face was now high on painkillers
>she thought I had some disease
>sympathy points
>start getting gift from all the people in the school >one approaches we hit it off I think still on painkillers though
>go home start making out she leaves
>need to put new bandage on
>she sees takes picture
>did not think about it tryna get a blowjob
>no blowjob
>next day there are pictures everywhere with the caption anon has genital herpes stay away
>takes them down
>nobody even saw the posters
>good now to deal with girl
>go to her she tels me that she doesn't know what
>see another poster tear it down
>everybody's face when they see me do it
>realize they said anon has (some word I don't now how to spell) send any presents did red rite on painkillers
>my face
>tell all the truth
>they all hate me
>finish year no friends no blowjob no more presents