Hope you weren't planning on sleeping tonight, because it's

really not enjoying this thread, that means you are doing a good job op. thanks for this

>>2433563
I missed these threads

>>2433752
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>>2433736
yeah these don't belong here

>>2433766
It's not funny when they're meant to look weird. >>2433746 is an exception.

some of this shit has to be purposefully crap.

it has to be.

>>2433734
Leopard is consumed by regret

these kind of threads always make me a bit sad

think of the taxidermists, they did their best, but failed anyway..
maybe it is/was their hobby... Maybe not anymore..

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>>2433767
Right was made by an 18th century taxidermist who was given a lion skin but had never seen a lion in his life outside of heraldry.

Hence why it actually looks like a heraldic lion from the side.

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>>2433608
This. There's a weird knot in my stomach

Im giggling like a fucking idiot at work.

I want to hire a taxidermist to do a shit job when I bag that shithead fox hanging around my property that killed my cat and harrases my chickens.
Ill keep that faggot in my house and have a giggle everyday.

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>>2433563

>this thread
I see potential here
Give me more op

>>2433734
10/10

>>2433569
The fact that babies had to die for this...

>>2433942
Fascinating knowledge, thank you.

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>>2433608
Is it weird that I'm LMFO and saving several for reaction images?

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>>2434629
Not weird at all, anon

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>>2434630
Good, because my sides and jaw hurt from laughing and that's a great way to start the day.

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*BEEP! BEEP!*

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>>2434633
HAHAHA

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>>2434639
HAHAHAHAHAH

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Now with cuteness

>>2433569
Are those chicks?

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May or may not be real

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>>2433563
>>2434166
What animals are these?

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>>2434652
>>2434691
That's the charm of bad taxidermy; they're fucked up so bad it becomes unrecognizable from their living counterparts

>>2433623
>That deer (?) in the back

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Posting my favorite.
You can look it in action here: https://youtu.be/uJfM23iChzs

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>>2434575
This one broke me.

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>>2434575
>fucking googly eyes

Nigga...

>>2433564
NHOI MENOY

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>>2433636
Similar

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>>2433756
Teeth

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>>2433563
Marine version

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>>2433563

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Racoon dog

Big balls

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>>2433563

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The fox, not the rabbit

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Chicken prob added later

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>>2434856
The fuck is that even suposed to be?

>>2433763
> dude weed lmao

>>2434166
What in the sweet fuck is going on here? Some kind of bulldog?

>>2434886
An eel, maybe.

>>2434827
Looks like an old man that just heard a funny joke

>>2433563
Thank god for mankind for inventing doors and multi-floor houses.

>>2433734
Uma delicia

>>2434691
First one is a doggo, second is a lion i guess?

>>2434553
To be fair, the heron and the bunny look nice.

Look up any 'soft mounts'. Or plushidermy.

When wolfaboos try their hands at taxidermy. I've seen maybe two good ones but no way will they hold up as long as traditional mounts.

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>>2433769
>bottom left
>when you get caught masturbating by your little sister

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>>2435280
We can walk and we can stalk around your home when you're alone

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>>2435353
>>2435346
Soft mounts are in general cancer made exclusively by DeviantArt-browsing wolfaboo teenage girls who want a wild animal to cuddle with in bed. People who make soft mounts are also infamous in the taxidermy and hunting community for constantly harassing sellers of skins, begging for lower prices because they're just poor teenage girls with sob stories about how being close to their spirit animal helps their depression or some shit. I've seen a few get pissed and actually cry sexism because some guy told them he doesn't negotiate price.

>an animal had to die for pic related

>>2435475
Tell me about it. I've sold some skins to them before.

It gives a certain well known pet fox owner/rancher a ton of business, at least. Some of these skins they are using are $500+ for raw/green skins. I've seen the same skin for ages that no one will buy since it's $600 nor commission it to be soft mounted since it's $900 mounted from what I remember. She's not the worst soft mounted maker but you don't often have much of a market for ranched foxes in the taxidermy community to begin with.

I'll slide on wild foxes and coyotes because their fur is dirt cheap but I wouldn't trust myself to even keep a properly mounted $500+ fox pelt since I'd be kicking myself if I managed to damage it. I've seen some $900-1k+ glacier wolves utterly butchered with soft mounts too.

In their actual defense, most (at least local) taxidermists are fucking garbage to begin with. Bad mounts aside I also can't stand seeing shit like a garment tanned albino coyote or something rarer like that. It's such as fucking waste of what could have been a beautiful mount but skinning out feet is too much work for some.

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>>2435547
Forgot pic.

Imagine, you're walk home at night and you suddenly spot one of these. You ignore it and continue onwards, only to see another one. Feeling slightly paranoid, you look behind you only to find the one from before staring directly at you. Every time you blink, a new one appears in the direction you were facing, standing motionless.

>>2435575
Wow dude that would be very spooky, wouldn't it?

>>2434447
Instead of getting blended up by the millions at the chicken farm? K

>>2435464
I don't think deer anuses possess that ability.

>>2435547
I just want to know, where the fuck do deviantart girls get all that money?

I did taxidermy myself for several years and I had no money so I used roadkill or bought frozen feeder animals from the pet store. I wouldn't even spend $50 on a skin that's just going to end up looking like shit because of my lack of skill.

>>2435691
>where the fuck do deviantart girls get all that money?
camwhoring

>>2434635
I bet that car smells awful when it rains.

>>2433623
>Merchant JewCoon with a visa sign right next to it.

>>2435691
Same way everyone else does. Money from their parents or their paycheck.

Get into sculpture and anatomical drawings. Have a billion references. Some taxidermists make their own wire frames, sculpt a skeleton and then the muscles instead of buying forms. It's a lot more work but you'll improve in numerous areas. Plus it's always kickass to see new poses aside from standing and laying down.

>>2435843
I highly doubt anybody who puts that much effort in to their vehicle would drive, or even let it sit out, in the rain or snow.

>>2434561
Peter Griffen?

>>2433563
Good, I missed this type of threads.

Some taxidermy REEEs
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clt/d/taxidermy-frogs-playing/6227841653.html

>>2434155
Reddit newfag detected. Bad taxidermy threads aren't anything new. You won't find your screencap here so GTFO.

>>2434644
>SLAMMED

>>2434635
>A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

>>2434635
I'm going to assume this truck either doesn't get out much or it doesn't rain there. Judging by the first pic there's a lot of fading that could be from the sun or age.

Is that even street legal? Imagine if he got into an accident.

>>2433563
I'm not scared of dogs/wolves, but this one is kinda terrifying

>>2434635
>the woody figure on top of a squirrel

>>2433766
>>2433771

i still consider it 'bad taxidermy.' taxidermy should celebrate the beauty of the animal. these kinds of 'artistic,' 'rogue,' or otherwise 'wacky' taxidermy pieces make a mockery of the animal and reduces it's skin to the realm of art supplies and tchotchkes.

>>2434609
this could actually be a nice piece if the eyes were corrected.

>>2434562
Christ, what meme is this from again? Haven't seen it in years

>>2437222
You're opinions are garbage. Most rouge taxidermy looks like shit but the same effort that goes into your 'good' taxidermy also goes into them. They are both art and it's neat as fuck to see people put them together fairly realistically.

In the end it's parts of a dead animal and at that point they don't give a shit if you throw them on a dinner plate or hang their head on the wall.

>>2437234
Depression Dog.

It was a better, simpler time.

>>2434835
nice balls chimpo

>>2434652
I think they're eaglets.

>>2434635
>taxidermy deer ass on last image

>>2433636
Is that the alien from that one Simpson's episode?

>>2435475
>soft mount

Those are creepy on a level far above normal taxidermy.

>>2436168
>Imagine if he got into an accident.

That sounds like a very odd episode of some crime drama series.

>>2436134
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

>>2434553
>wasting lion hide

>>2433636
>dude I'm like, so high right now

>>2434166
why is it like that?

>>2434177
>tfw no good taxidermists

>>2437222
Blah blah emotional spiritual rubbish.

>>2434166
Did scp-173 get a pet?

>>2433641
Why is this not a reaction pic

>>2441209
It was, at least I made one years ago.

>>2434635

I've heard of pussy magnets before, but this is rediculous.

>>2434635
>Cav scouts

>>2434683
Bond

James, Bond

>>2433564
>ahh, you were at my side, all along...

>>2434727
>a cat died for this

>>2442749
Cats have died for a lot less

>>2440155
no that was mister burns remember

>>2442749
the cat died because it was hit by a car not for this specific purpose

>>2433759
>It hurts to live

>>2434635

>hoe department

>>2437222
>tchotchkes

That's literally what most taxidermy is, though.