I watched a beetle struggle on it's back for awhile, trying

I sometimes do.
I wonder if i should interfere with the course of things.

I help snails cross the road by picking them up.

I used to feed spiders by giving it q tips with ants on it. There were so many cocoons.

I have on occasion made sure that the meek pigeons get a bigger share than the fast ones who steal all the crumbs.

>>2431672
you interfering is also the course of things

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I saved a baby shark. It washed up on the beach flailing around, but no one near it would do shit. I picked it up by its fin and carried it out to sea. I hope it grows up to be a big strong shark.

>>2431675
I fed them grasshoppers. Just threw them into the net. And those flies who mimic bees. They are easy to catch. We always had the fattest spiders.

>>2431669
Not for arthropods, only vertebrates deserve any pity.

>>2431669
Yes, because I am god, and the small insects are my creatures.

I am a wrathful god, annoy me and I shall smite you with wasp spray and garden hoses.

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>>2431669
>Do you do small favors, /an/?

Yes. Everyone deserves a second chance.

Its the fuckers that dont learn that natural selection is for.

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I saved this honey bee from drowning

We were bros for like 10 minutes

Aw, you guys. Thanks.

I herd frogs off a highway when in walking down and escort them to the pond they were trying to get too.

>>2431669
Usually when I can, yes. The most common thing is saving things from drowning. I also try not to kill anything except things that will unconditionally fuck with me, like mosquitos. Even if it takes a shit load of time I'll catch arthropods that disturb me and place them outside.

>>2431669
I helped a bee get out of a old cobweb once.

>>2431715
How can you be God if you didn't create the creatures? There is only one God, the God of Abraham, and there is only one messiah and he is Christ and He is God in human form. He died for our sins and he raised from the dead on the third day. He is our savior. Ask Him to come into your heart and you will be saved.

>>2431909
Nah

No man gets to come in me, or my heart.

Nah

>>2431669
Usually, once i gave a fly to a jumping spider

I saw a bee hit its head on my window and drop dead. I was sad

>>2431909
We'd like to be taken off your list. No solicitors.

>>2431672
Your non-interference also interferes with the course of things

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>>2431681
Good. Asshole birds can get die for all I care.

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Caught a tiny snake at work today, and released it in a nearby field. I would hate for it to get stepped on or ran over.

He was a bit bitey at first, but chilled down after a bit. When I let him go he took right off into the grass.

After it rains I try to put at least some of the Earth worms that washed up on the sidewalk back onto dirt. It's not their fault that they live in a concrete jungle and it just seems like a shitty waste to have all these worms dry up and get smashed. Birds don't even eat them.

Today I was at a music festival, and the person in front of me had a small bug of some sort crawling on the back of their shirt.

I used my ticket stub to get it to crawl on it, and deposited it on a nearby fence without the person knowing what went down.

Saw a butterfly stuck at the side of the road. I was heading into the forest where I always see a bunch of them so I figured I'd pick it up and carry it.

However, did you ever see the Blob remake? When they're in the movie theater and try to help that guy and turn him over? That was this butterfly. I couldn't bring myself to mercy kill it so I just put it back down.

>>2431669
>tfw I save bees but one time one of them stung me and died

Feels bad man. The honey man's burden.

All the time. I helped a horse prostitute get off drugs and start a new more fulfilling career and really find herself.

>>2431669
I was in McDonalds and there was a big bumblebee stuck behind a window, because he didn't realize it was glass. My friend was spooked as fuck because it was right near our table. Used the box from my burger to take him outside.

yes, the day before yesterday i helped tortoise which was on its back

>>2431745
same
I always put bumblebees I find on the ground
( I find them on the sidewalk)
on a flower

I often go out of my way to cross an eclosed bridge where bugs get stuck so I can help.

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>>2431933

I help anything not a fucking cunt, meanwhile I will go out of my way to torture parasites. To be fair a lot of animals in distress are due to human's fucking things up.

Yes, usually I move snails on my garden If they are on dangerous zones, I feed spiders if I see they are iddle on their webs...When my sister see me doing something like that says I act like a child and I must mature.

I also once tried to save a little bird who fell from a building, his brother was dead near , so I picked him and called to some public org because the bird was a protected race. And two times I let pidgeons put a nest on the balcony, last year everyting went right, but this year, there was two newborns, and one of them was assasinated, probably a fucking magpie, there was blood near the nest and the poor bird was dead on the ground because he fell, I examined the body and it has no feathers on the back and had fight marks on the skin.

My father also loves giving bread to the sparrows, and giving food to animals in general.

>>2431669
i avoid driving on frogs. if i'm walking along the road and see them i dump them some meters away from the road.
always liked the little rascals.

There was a skink that got into our backroom at work last summer. My manager freaked out and thought it was a snake.

Also helped a turtle cross the road.

>>2431669
I often try to lend a hand. But lately I've been killing ants I see around the house, they've come out of the woodwork to eat our food. I feel a little sad for killing them, because they have no choice, they need food.

>>2431669
I stepped on one like that because I assumed it was poisoned and I didn't want it to suffer. Now that I realize it only needed to be flipped over, I feel bad.

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I herded a deer stuck on the road since the dumb fuck couldn't figure out how to jump over the waist high guard rail.

I unstuck a buck from a fence in the woods who had probably been there for a few days. He was a little thin and sort of just laid down for a minute before taking off.

While homeless and doing Craigslist snow shoveling the place I was called too I was 100% sure I was going to robbed and/or murdered. Nothing happened with that but that town I never saw any other birds but sparrows and starlings until I was in this guy's yard where he had a giant mystical looking tree and a shit ton of finches, cardinals and tits kept landing on me. I felt like a fucking princess and I never felt any happier.

>>2431909
It's called gnosticism you theoleglet

>>2432783
I wish I could get covered in tits.

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>>2432006
You couldn't mercy kill a butterfly?
You're a useless sack of shit.

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>>2431909
>>2433049
Ayyyyyyy

>>2431946
holy shit I thought that was your bare hand for a second

>>2433045
Listen. When I'm out in nature, I'm a guest in their world. I can't just go around killing its local inhabitants.

However, if an insect makes its way into my house, then I'm the host and the only hospitality is a slap on the back.

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>>2431931
Once saw a kereru bird (see pic) slam into a window and break its wing. It was just hopping along the ground.

>>2431745
She is thankful

They only live 2 weeks, no need to cut it any shorter.

I've had 'they were here first' drilled into my head since I was child.
The one time I hit a possum with my car I thought I was going to have a panic attack. I can't even kill bugs in my house without feeling bad.
Fucking injuns, man. Don't be one.

>>2431669
I kill insects on sight.
If the roles were reversed they would kill me, so why should I show them mercy?

>>2434804
If there is a God, how would you feel if he looked at you that way?