Ducks are the best animals, prove me wrong. Oh, wait, you can't.

>>2427060
I have a couple Muscovy ducks.Good eggs for baking, and based as hell. I have chickens and the ducks serve as guardians to them.

Once a Bald Eagle was making a habit of harassing my chickens. This fucker grabbed a couple chicks from a new mother and it was terrible to hear that hen. Well the eagle came back for seconds a few days later. Lined up the one of my Ducks, and dived. The Duck was too large and the eagle and duck got into a tangling fight against each other. I saw the fight and the duck bloodied the eagle and the eagle bloodied the duck, so I gave the eagle a hard kick in the side and that Eagle fucked right off.

Motherfucking duck flew after him a ways before turning back. Went back to his other females, fucked one, and went to go rest.

I love duck but I love geese too.
What do?

Also, post ducks.

>>2427060
lol dis post is so ranDUMB (; upvote upvote upvote

~teh PENGUIN ov DOOM

Duck

>tfw there's a duck who brings his gf to my backyard everyday for scraps
>tfw I saw him once having sex with another male duck

Why are ducks gay?

>>2427114
Are you planning to get one of the two?
If so, get the duck and ignore the goose.

I like duks to.
:DDD