What would you do if you were swimming alone in the middle of

>>2426427
Say hello and give it some fish.

>>2426427
I can't swim and if I was in the middle of the Pacific ocean with no supplies I'd have bigger problems than imminent dolphin rape.

>>2426427
Post the event on instagram.

If I'm alone swimming in the middle of the pacific ocean then I have more problems than this.

>>2426427
Murder him with no remorse.

Did I just assume its gender? I would drown in my own salty tears at my cisgender white privilege.

Sounds like a fun time, he gets to nut, I get to nut, I don't see a problem.

>>2426699
Not to mention you'll probably drown while nutting, so you don't even have to swim back to land. Win-win!

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>>2426722
Only sweetens the deal

Use the dicc as a breathing aparatus

Let it fuck me in the ass

rape him first

in the middle of the pacific there are no caves