It's 7am and this duck has been quacking for 30 minutes

>>2415523
eat it

Well, he aint gatting that sweet sweet duck pussy if he doest quack.

>>2415523
Throw a rock at him, or throw a bit of lead from a long tube by way of chemical reaction. Wink wink nod nod bang bang

>>2415536
It's a girl.

>>2415650
Then its in some dire need of duck dick.

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>>2415523
That's nothing

>>2415679

Hi my name is mockingbird and I am studying the amazing cardinal language. would you like to hear

>>2415675
Or op's

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>>2415847
>autistic screeching

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>>2415523
Allow me to sing you the song of my people....and the Finch people, and the Cardinal people, and Sparrows, and the Grackles, the Swallows, the Bluejays, the Robins, the Car Alarms, the Chickadee's, the Red Shouldered Blackbirds, oh fuck it, I'll just sing everything I know....

throw it some raw pig fat
it needs nutrition to breast feed the goslings

>>2415972
>Not knowing about ducks barbed vaginas.
I found out the hard way.

>>2415989
Y'all ain't got nuffin' on ma homey the crested lyrebird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

>>2416625

The approximation it does of camera shutter noise is uncanny accurate.