I'VE BEEN BITTEN Last night I was awoken by a painful stinging

>>2414234
So? You'll be fine.

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>>2414235
Fuck you I'll be fine

It ruined my night's sleep and I've spent the entire day at work with mild discomfort

THIS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS BEAST IS A THREAT TO US ALL

That's so vague that you probably... didn't get bitten at all. Not by a wasp nor by a spider.

Otherwise you'd be able to locate where you've been bitten/stung, and then we could try to figure out what kind of animal it could have been.


That reminds me of an argument I had with a coworker a couple of years ago regarding how he got bitten by... a fucking cranefly. He literally mistook it brushing against his legs for it biting him.

>>2414234
Let us know when you turn into Spider-Man.

>>2414234
Maybe it was bedbugs who used a spider corpse as a decoy
Bury everything in diatomaceous earth

>>2414255
your reading comprehension might be a little lacking

>>2415124
Negative.

>>2415133
I'll believe that I'm just ignorant of something important here, but only after you read OP's post once more.

>>2415160
You're talking about the "painful stinging sensation" in his chest? Unless he was able to localize it, that is not indicative of being stung or bitten. Knock it off with the pointless bickering.

>>2414234
Go to a fucking vet

>>2415464
if you were stung somewhere on your chest, how would you describe it?

OP said it had swollen up too, so it sounds even if his language isn't specific, he is describing an event that is.

I don't see how this is so difficult for you?

>>2415464
>it has noticably swollen up

He knows where it was. He can see it. It is swollen. How retarded are you

>>2415559
>>2415530
Fuck me, I completely missed that! I must have zoned out halfway through his post. People thinking they're getting bitten by spiders is kind of a pet peeve to me, as we all well know that happens extremely rarely.

>>2415702
In this case there was actually a spider corpse, though. It's part of the plausible 1%.

>>2415724
I guess that makes sense.

>>2414234
Congratulation, op. You're stronger now. Eat the spider corpse to complete the rite