Are sharks mean? why can't one be friends with a shark like

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shitty bait

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>>2410879
That's right, OP. They're cute, cuddle, and loving animals just like dogs. You should go up and hug one ASAP.

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>>2410879
Really, anon??

>>2410894
fuck off anon, I still don't know and I guess I won't

>>2410879
Sharks cannot be friends. They can be waifus however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu1qsFMOdk

>>2410884
How effective is maille? Are there lighter ones for smaller/less toothy sharks and heavier ones for bigger/toothier sharks?

>>2410993
the bite force will still break bones. its just there to keep your arm from getting ripped off.

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>>2410991
At least post the good version.

>>2410884
The shark hates that! Look at what he's doing with his eyes.

>>2411505
Then why doesn't it swim away? Or bite? Do sharks just become drooling defenseless retards when you touch their noses?

>>2410993
You should definitely use plate, but beware of shark arbalesters

Great whites can be great pets if you raise them from a puppy

>>2410879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=717uGY3nMn4

>>2410954
This is bullshit. I know people studying psychology and they all say that dogs have emotions. I can see it too from experience, having grown up with multiple dogs.

>>2411553
Yes, it puts them in a trance like state.

>>2413824
psychologists aren't qualified to identify emotions in dogs.

that's not to say they don't have them, just that a psychologist is incapable of making that determination.

>>2411553
>>2413852
Doesn't it mess with their lorenzini organs or something?

>>2410879
I guess we'll find out just out mean they are when they rip Micheal Phelps to shreds for trying to race one.

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>>2410991
Holy shit, sharks are cool and all, but this guy fucking LOVES that shark. You can tell by his voice that he would totally stick his dick in that shark's vagina/butthole. This guy needs a family or a dog at least to give some of this excessive "love" to.

>>2411501
anime is a cancer that fucking ruins everything.

sharks are pussycats, if you understand their etiquette
https://youtu.be/d-1xU0VfJ-g

>>2414705
slightly related:
https://youtu.be/npP8maVti7o

>>2414707
what I'm getting at is that one of these days -- you know those paintings in Watchtower issues where man and beasts are totally getting along -- might turn out to be true after all, when most educated humans become fucking doctor Doolittles. The catch is, if that happens we also might be obliged to go vegan. I suppose that's ok, I'd rather be friends with sharks and hope that science comes up with a potato chip that is the most healthful thing to eat

>>2410884
This is not scratching the shark like one would do to a mammal like a dog or cat. This is disrupting it's main sensory nerve on it's snout making it unable to tell what's around it. Punching a shark here will stun it, which is what you should do if one attacks you.
Sharks are not mentally capable of what you want them to be. They are predators with minds stuck millions and millions of years back in time, they predate the dinosaurs and have been eating everything in sight since then. They do not have complex emotions. The animals you mentioned are intelligent mammals, especially mammals.
I know this has to be bait but I like the shark webms

>>2411553
>>2413852
>>2413893
see >>2414935
It fucks with them and puts them into a retard state because you're cutting off their main perception of the world

>>2414935
They intentionally seek out people to rub their nose like that though. They get some kind of pleasure out of it.

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>>2414709
>To be friends with animals, we might need to go vegan
And then will we expect the animals to be vegan too, as a condition of our friendship?

>>2410879
No fish are literally too cognitively simple to feel meanness, the shark simply mindlessly eats anything it thinks is food.

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>>2414953
Weird, maybe it's like a drug to them? Almost like disassociation haha

>>2410884
someone needs to tell that dog his eyelid is upside-down