>older brother has pet king snake when you're a toddler
>Still has king snake when you grow up and leave
>Buy African Gray right after college
>Bury African Gray when you retire
>Find a tortoise as a small child
>Leave tortoise in your will
>Get a puppy when you're old and gray
>Dog still dies before you
Why is life so fucking unfair, /an/?
And the longest lived dogs are shitty ones like Chihuahuas while your mastiff or great dane can keel over at age 5.
>>2407795
>TFW getting a border collie as soon as I move house.
Holy shit I'm so excited I still haven't decided on a boy or a girl I want to say one of each to keep each other company but I'm also aware of the risk of them fucking when I'm not home.
What do /an/?
>>2407943
NEUTER THEM AND THE WHO CARES IF THEY WANT TO FUCK??????
>>2407795
>neighbor keeps getting 3-5yo warranty dogs
>dogs keep dying of random pure bred diseases
>she keeps sobbing
>there's a literal pet cemetery on her property
>got a dog
>had it for over 20 years
>someone backs over it with their car
>its my neighbor
>>2407795
I thought chihuahuas lived a lot longer than that?
>>2408095
son of a bitch.
>>2408095
If not pasta, that's fucking criminal.