Was trying to move a moldy couch in the basement to get rid of

>>2406808
Don't need to know the species to figure out what danger it presents, venemous spiders have narrow shapes.

I really hope you got rid of it. I'm usually good at iding shit but I'm not wasting time on google telling you that this spider needs dead or removed.

>>2406813
How do I kill it? It's just sitting on top of this couch I need moved.

>>2406814
Dude don't fucking touch it, the most accurate ID I have so far is Brazilian wandering spider. I'm not 100% but the variations in color, leg striations, butt size etc can be huge.

Get Tupperware and remove it. Check for more spiders. Slap it with something, HARD. Get it out, it's dangerous by any normal assumptions of what venemous spiders look like.

>>2406808
Take it to the vet

>>2406817
Well I don't think it's Brazilian, I'm in Eastern KY.

>>2406813
>>2406817
Holy shit the retardation.

>>2406808
The picture's too blurry for a proper ID. The dark tips on the legs indicate something like a Clubionid or Cheiracanthium but the leg and body shape doesn't. It might be a Zoropsid but I'm pretty unfamiliar with those fuckers. Either way don't listen to the hillbilly replying to you, it's completely harmless.