Thread replies: 7
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1
File: 97E6E0D6-7134-4FF4-B8A9-BC2FF4B02E64-212-0000002AEA089D74.jpg (61KB, 468x462px) Image search:
[Google]
61KB, 468x462px
>You come home from work one day
>Your beloved pet looks noticeably upset
>Out of nowhere it says in a high pitch voice "That's it, I've had enough" and takes off its head
>revealing that for the past few months/years you've been caring for a midget in a realistic animal costume
How would you react?
>>
>>2406301
This isn't a realistic scenario
0/10
>>
>9 years
That would be one dedicated midget. Also, I'm uncertain how they managed to go from the size of a medium cat to reaching my mid-thigh at the withers. That'd be a neat magic trick to learn.
>>
>>2406301
Tell him he better put that fucking costume back on and also now he has butler and maid duties too
>>
>pet midget starts meowing
>stupid man suit falls to floor, revealing a cat
>>
>>2406301
>go online and start shopping for leather gimp outfits for midgets
>>
>10 years LARPing as a pomeranian
>"what the fuck is wrong with you, guy?"
Thread posts: 7
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1