Has anyone ever tried to domesticate a primate? To me it seems

have you ever handled a monkey? They're disturbingly strong. I'd rather butler turtles.

>>2406157
Do u even lift bro? Im sure i could handle a little monkey lol

>>2406163
I would love to see a chimpanzee rip a neck beard a new one, or even a gymrat, chimps are incredibly strong and equally violent

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>>2406163

You think that. But if it's spider monkey size or bigger you're in for a real treat.

>>2406153
Why would there be racist jokes? Racism isn't allowed on this board.

>>2406179
Heh. I would REK a spider monkey.

>>2406179
Im sure a monkey could claw and bite me up real good, but i think i could kill the fucker before he does anything to me i cant treat with a first aid kit

>>2406157
Dude. Imagine Galapagos tortoises with cup holders or trays glued to their shells

>>2406174
Chimpanzees are not monkees, they are apes.

>>2406196
Tomato, tomatoe

>>2406163
most monkeys and apes have more grip leverage because their arm ratio is longer. In short; they can rip and tear human flesh easily.

>>2406196
You're an ape.

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>>2406163
How much of your face/fingers are you willing to lose to test your theory?

>>2406153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(chimpanzee)

1-hour Podcast, about Lucy,
http://www.radiolab.org/story/91706-lucy/

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>>2406249
>1 hr

>>2406260
It's radiolab. They are normally a good listen if they are not doing retarded SWJ political shit.

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Yeah, there's actually tooooons of domesticated primates all over the world.

>>2406231
Did this guy just fucking punch out a monkey

>>2406153
3rd world countries frequently domesticate primates, mostly monkeys. You can find them performing silly jobs around restaurants or performing on streets but usually they're just gonna be tied up.

>>2406337
>humans are primates
>durr science and evolution are real!!

>>2406754
No primate has been domesticated yet. There's never been a breeding program for that at all.

>>2406757
Cute meme

>>2406186
kek

>>2406231
That monkey got #REKT

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>>2406186
This, my nigger.

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>>2406163
Have fun fighting an animal that has been scientifically proven to be 4x stronger than any human ever.

>>2406833
Source?

>>2406754
Thats called taming, domestication is selective breeding for desired traits

>>2406754
or getting coconuts and bananas