When I am home, relaxing, eating soup, and a wasp comes in, I

>>2405594
How did you do this?

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>>2405637
Heh... you wish to know my techniques?

>>2405637
First, I caught it, and tortured it for an hour with cigarette smoke and air freshener, surprisingly it was still fucking alive.

Then I slipped foil under it, poked a hole, and drowned it, before taking a small knife and beheading it.

>>2405637
Dude. Scissors.
I have them on me all the time, I'm not this guy, but I cut the filters on my smokes in half because filter holes leak disgusting smelling resin. I snip bugs like this sometimes too, the ones that are dicks.

>>2405639
I actually have no qualms about this.
Carry on.

>>2405594
>eating soup like some toothless faggot
Cool story bro

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>>2405646
>he doesn't eat soup while declaring jihad on cunts with wings

>>2405650
>picking on something a fraction of your size
Big man indeed.
I bet you could spell "tuff guy" with your alphabet soup

>>2405661
t. wasp

>>2405878
good post

>>2405594
Post soup recipe

>>2406000
>recipe
Motherfucker you know it's a can of Campbell's

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>>2406008
Don't be so upset about what I did to your mother. I was kind. She wanted it badly, even begged a little.

I shoot wasps with rubber band.
That way if I fuck up and the wasp is angered, I get what I deserve.

>>2406000
I'm trying to lose weight.

It's tofu and Saifun with mushrooms.

It is ok tasting, but I really want a burger.

>>2406502

Yucko dude how do you cook the tofu? Why not chicken?

>>2406511
Not vegan, also I get tired of chicken after a while.

As for the tofu, I cover them in soy sauce and garlic, then fry it before I put water in and add shrooms and saifun to simmer for a while.

>>2406518

Yeah I realized you weren't vegan after the burger comment. I may have to pick some up just to try. I know it's pretty cheap at the right stores. Try some hoisin sauce on it too if you haven't. I just sauteed some vegetables with soy sauce and hoisin and they were delicious.

>>2406523
Shit that sounds pretty good.

>>2406518
Add sugar to make delicious teriyaki.

>>2406526
Probably better if use honey

>>2405594
Wasp isis confirmed

>>2405594
Same happened to me

The same motherfucking wasp kept entering my home and in the the third day I killed it and then throwed its agonizing ass to the W.C and pulled the plug.

It was violating the NAP