>be going to sleep
>comfy af
>suddenly a light out of the corner of my eye
>look over
>it's a firefly
>tinfoil hat engaged
>"The gubment dun put a robotic spy insect with micro-cameras and microphones on my ceiling"
>i cannot sleep with the gubment watching
>get up to toss it out
>it's not a firefly
>but it looks like one
>catch in in a glass vial
According to my google-fu it's probably a say's firefly, but it's not the normal type that i've always seen around here.
It glows very brightly in short bursts unlike the fireflies i'm used to.
I am not very good at photographing tiny things.
My cameras are old and shit, too.
That is a firefly mimic
i took some microscope shots too but my microscope is the cheapest chinese shit i could find
>>2397388
Nope, the markings are different, it'd have two lines down it's back if it were a mimic
You sure that's not a regular lightning bug?
Looks like every lightening bug I've ever seen in Virginia.
It's a regular old firefly m8.
It *is* a firefly, but it's a different species than i've ever seen here.
>>2397418
It is.
OPs a spaz, the whole tinfoil hat thing should have been the first clue.
>it took man thousands of years to invent light bulb
>bug shines its own light since it's born
Explain this, evolutionists