Post your pets name and your corruption if it through the years.
Meatloaf
>Meat ball
>Beef ball
>Big beefer
>Skreef beef
>Chief beef
>Commander in beef
>Big beeferino bambino
>Charly
Gabby
>Gabster
>Gab
>Gabs
>Gab.ai
>Gag
>Gaga
>Giga
>Back to Gabs
Mr. Trick
>Trick
>Trickers
>Big Monster
>Mightiest Hunter
>Mr. Dainty Paws
>Kitty Cat
>Buddy
>Little Asshole
>Snuggle Buddy
>Kitter Cat
Eggplant
>Eypplant
>Eyppant
>Plant
>Pant
He doesn't even respond to his full name anymore.
Some various nicknames on the way:
> Booger pasta
> Bubs
> Bepple Buddy
> Big black
> Poopin' boy
Cat owners are fucking cringe incarnate. Get a fucking dog. Nah better yet get a damn goldfish and give it all the retarded names you want.
>>2390042
dogfags are narcissists and abuse animals
Maisie
>Zaimie
>Mister Maisie
>Maiiii Zayyyy
>Cutey ;-)
>Fez
>Fezzy
>Mr. Fezzy
>Mr. Fetty
>Daddy
Butterscotch
>butter
>butts
>butt butt
>butturd
>pookie
>fat faggot
>>2390381
Forgot pic
Pickles
>Kitty Puss
>KP
Sammy
>Sam
>Samwise
>Sammyjoe
Lilith
>wiwif
>didif
>lil
>lilly
>lil lil
>lil girl
Gabriel
>gabe
>gabers
>gabwiel
>gabbo
>grr
Solaire
>Sol
>Solala
>Solaire x4 to the rhythm of "Joline"
>Solairebear
>Honeybear
>Hunnybunny
>you little shit
Sasha
> piggie
> loaf
> bun
> stupid rabbit
>retard carrot muncher
> poop schute
> basil vacuum
> baby basil
> Babbu bun
> bun son
> silly snooter
> honkey hornker
> bunny butt
Pumpkin
>Punkin
>Punkinhead
>Punkinator
>Pump
>Punk
Dragon
>Dragie
>Dragoe
>Buddy
>Drag queen
>Queen
>Queef
>Lazy ass face (brother's idea)
>Asshole
>Tiny tooth
>"OW THAT FUCKING HURT YOU ASSHOLE!!"
>Grump
>Not so grump
>Back to Dragon again
>>2390042
This is my dog. His name is Faggot.
No joke, that is his real name.
Like he'll only respond to that name.
>>2390477
"Faggot, come. Faggot, sit. Faggot, stay."
It gets kind of awkward sometimes.
Like, his original name was Jack, but my brother referees to me as faggot on a more than daily basis so the dog picked it up and now only responds to that name.
My dad skipped the niceties and just called her cyka from the start
Emrys
>Ratty (his original name)
>Poopy
>Emmy
>Emmylou Harris
>Big Guy
>Little Guy
>Dumbass
>Cutie Patootie
>Honey Buns
>Baby Boy
Mr. Ferret
>Ferret
>Fuck
>Little bastard
>Fucking
cunt
>Monsieur Fèrrot
>Sir Ferret
>Darlington J. Ferret
>RIP
>>2390006
I don't understand this thread
>Bear.
>
>
>Bear
Sometimes I say doggo and pupper and she recognizes the tone
>>2390585
You don't have brain parasites
>>2390071
interesting post
>>2390585
>he doesn't have fifteen nicknames for his pet
My cats will only respond to variations of 'cat'
>Cat
>Other Cat
>New Cat
>Newer Cat
why are they like this, i mix up their names so much
>>2390006
>>2391911
Our left :
Stinky Peanut Butter
Stinky Butt
Smellybutts
Funky feets ( she has strange toes )
Kittenzilla ( she is missing a front left leg from the joint so she likes to sit up on her back legs )
Our right:
Toasted Marshmellow
Marshmellow
MarshyMellows
Marshybutts
Mushbutts
Frank
>Frankie
>Francis
>San Francisco
>Gay boy
>Shit face
>Tootle
>Stinky
>Skinny minge
>Fuckboy
He only comes running if you whisper "Frank, what's this?" He probably thinks his name is Franwassis...
>>2390475
AND WERE THE GAME GRUMPS
Not my fish but he looked like this.
>Grindelwald
>Grindy
>Grindyfag
>Fishy McFuckface
>Fishy Fatfuck
>Fatass
>Fat cunt
>Cunt
To be fair I was a retarded teen.
Coffee
>Lord Koff
>The Koff
That's it.
My cat's name is Alex. Sometimes I'll call him Al or Alley cat. Why would you change your pet's name?
Shadow (gimme a break I was young)
>Cat
>Kitty
>Kittyface
>Stupidface
>Face
Scirvir
>Server
>Scurvy/Scoober
>Scoobur
>Scoobububur
>Scirbudibur
>Scirboobadaburr
>What's-your-face
>What's-your-fuzz
>Assface
>Fuzzface
>Fuzzbutt
>Fuzznose
>Fuzz
>Fooz
>Feez
>Foozafeez
>Feezafooz
>Foozazabooz
>>2393153
Baron
>Barren
>Ben
>My boy
>>2390475
>Queen
Cat
>Cat
>Cat
>Cat
>Kat
>>2390006
>Commander in beef
Holy shit my sides
Charlie
>Chalo
>Chillie
Bearded.
>Zelda
>Zed
>Girl
>Girly
Cat
>Conan
>Fat Boy
>Fatty
(RIP)
Cat
>Chewy
>Fatty
>Kittamus
>Kittamoose
>Fattamoose
>Blob
Uromastyx
>Hermes
>Herm
>Little Guy
Crested Gecko
>Danny
>Dan
>Dapper Dan
>Dapper Dandy
budgie
>Lil' frank
>Frankie
>Frankie bird
>Frankie boy
>Birdie boy
ditto for cockatiel (Big Frank)
betta
>Sharkie
>Fishy shit
>Swoosh man
>Flare man
>Swooshy boy
>Leaf man
school of tetras
>da crew
>da gang
>da boys
cat
>vinny
>vincent, vincie, vince
>stupid
>little shit
>chewy man
>fang boy
>charlie
>wiggity weiner
>dum dum
Hissing cockroach I call her by her name because I don't really talk to her in "pet speak" if I talk to her at all.
I'm planning on a bearded dragon. His name will be Mack.
>pysiek
Biscuit
>Bish
>Flibz
>Kissy cutie
Sherbet. Don't ask, my little brother named him.
>Bert
>Bertie
>Sherbie
>Sherb
>Herbet
>Ow! Bad cat!
>Giant asshole
>Don't touch that one
>Satan
Jim
>Jim
>>2390042
>you gotta get three pits and have them maul all your kids before you can be a REAL man
Good ol dog owners.
captain gaidoko fuzu full name then...
fuzu
fufu
fuzela
fufi pants
booba
baby but my friend just called him gay feather duster
Bigby
>Bibby
>Binker
>Bink
>Binker bonker
>Dinker donker
>Winker wonker
>Wink
Buddy
>Bud
>Budman
>Buddy Buddah
>Buddah baby
>little prince
>fuzzy
>fuzzy butt
>toots (as in farts)
>tootsie roll
>handsome man
>baby boy
>babe
>corey
>core
>core boar
>core dog
>dog
>hound dog
>hound
>nap hound
>north american nap hound
Calavera
>Cala
>Gato
>Niño
>Virolo
>gato hpta
Bobnaphraxaphone.
>Bob
Lucy
>Loser
>Brutus
>Killer
Khoshekh
>Koshek
>Koshark
>Cow Shrek
>Tiny Meow
>Tiny Fucking Meow
>>2390478
>>>Faggot, come
>>2392501
Drack
>Paco
>Taco
>Crazy guy
>fatass
>lardsack
>tumor
>>2393875
fuck, Dracko*
Tinkerbell
>thickerbell
>fatty
>cat
>>2390033
>Pant
>He doesn't even respond to his full name anymore.
Why is this so funny to me
>>2390006
Shelter named him Zeus, then my family called him Fuzz, and then various honorifics (Little Fuzz, Mister Fuzz, etc.). Don't have a pic but he looked like this goblin.
Also George -> Fatso, and Little Rat -> The Rat (he grew up)
Jeter
>Jeto
>Zito
>Ziti
>Baked Ziti
>Zito Burrito
>Zeebo
>the friend
>the pancake
>the baby
>>2393199
I used to have a cat named Charlie and I would do offensive impressions of Asian people and call him Chow Lee
Simon
>Sigmund
>Simonino
>Simoreno
>Segismundo
>Simoney
Bonnie June
>Bonnie Bad Dog
>Bonnie
>Little B
>BBD
>LBJ
>BJ
>Pooper
>Little Shit
>Dumb Ass Dog
>DAD
Send help
>>2393325
Kissy Cutie is the most accurate name in my opinion.
bella
bailey
bay
baybay
babette
honey
huggy
and a shit ton more our family made i feel embarassed to even type
>>2390006
>tfw i don't name animals or pets
I do use a series of clicks, whistles, snaps, claps, hisses, and hand signals. I guess it is a bit like beatbox.
>>2390006
Robby
Rob
Rabby
>>2390006
Cracker
Cracker dog
Dog
>>2390006
Stan
> ginge
> ginger whinger
> guts ache
Darcy
> darce wad
Ruby
> rublets
> ruby Tuesday
> rude let's
> rude
Benoit
>Ben wild
Wah Ben
Milo
> Milo bedow
> Bog Bum
I refer to my pets mostly by their nicknames
Ailbe
>Beebum
>Albutt
>Album
>Albert
>Alberto
>Puppo
>Buppo
>Scruffo
>Scruffbutt
>Brownbeak
>The girl
>Wee Bean
Edward (she is a girl)
>Ed
>Bitch
>The Bitch
>Cunt
>Asshole
>Snagglefang the Accursed
>Girly
>>2390006
Pablo
>Pablano
>Pablinos
>Pablees
>Pabbos
>Pebbles
>peebz
>zippity dangle doo
Linus
>Line
>Linuston
>Linut
>Leiney-lou
>Whinus
>Boojinus
Also known as:
>Bill
>Big Brown
Rango
>Ranger
>Ringo
>Ringer
>Randall
>Rainbow
>Rancho
Kiba
>Keebler
>Schmeebler
>Kiba McEntire
>Keyboard
X
>Eggs
>Egg
>Eggton
>Tim
>Duwayne Duwow
>Pat Duwat
>Smellmen
>Brown Coin
>Big Black
>Niglet
There's probably so so many more.
>Milo
>Lo Mein
>Milo Mein Noodle
> My Lo Mein Noodle
>Actual Dick
>Faggot
>Faggoteas
>Snug Buster
>Shit Machine
>The Silent Shit
>Ghost Nut Buster
>Stop Steeping On The Damn Remote Bitch
Bilbo
Bill
Billy
Billy Bob
Bob
Bobby
Big Beefy Boy
Realized I called him Babalugats yesterday and I should probably stop confusing him, as he knows his name.
Phil
Philly
Phillip
Phelipe
Philandro
Philly goose
>>2390006
>Bond, James Bond
>Bond
>bandit
>AyylaMEOW
>jizzargo
>>2390006
>Qutycat
>Scratchycat
>Assholecat
>Homelesscat
>Roadkillcat
>Dogger
I call my dog, Dog
Axel
Haxel
Faxel
Fet'soo
Waahleed
Foucault
>Fuki
>Fukito
>Fushi
>Fukosito
>>2390006
LuLu
>Lu
>BuBu
>WhaWha
>Fatty
>Bear
Wilmer
>Wilmutt
>Walmutt
>Walfrutt
>Wilbur
>Walbur
>Wolfram
I've a black cat
>Django
>Negro
>Nigro
>Sporco negro
>Nigga
>El negher
>Kyenge
I don't know why I even bother naming cats because I just end up calling them "kitty" and nothing else.
Archie, and 9 years of stupid names
>Puppy
>Pup-pup
>Bup
>Archie-bark
>Archie-bark-and-Archie-bite
>Biteface-McGee
>Archinator
>Señor Pants
>Pants
>Mon Cherie
>Moo
>Mister Moo
>Archasseon
>Chassis
>Chae
>Chaenosaur
>Old Man
>Old Boy
>Buddy
>Booger
>Booger Bug
>Bug
>Bandit
>Bandini
>Bandini Weenie
>El Bandito
AKA
>Gasparin
>Gasparito
>El Gatito Gasparito
>Señor Gasparito El Gatito Bandito
>Mr. Le Meow
>this thread
>>2395457
>Tfw no Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Son I am disappoint
>>2396516
>not Frito Bandito
Am ashamed
>>2396528
HGH-HGH-HGH
Gizmo
>Gizzy
>Giz
>Gizzy Jeans
>Gizmaster
>Gizmaster G
>Faggot
>Gizmeow
>Gizzards
>Gizbo
>>2393693
>north american nap hound
Fluffy
>Fluffball
>Fluff
>Fluffer
>Fluffbeast
>Fleabeast
>Freakbeast
>Creep
>>2393182
You're a queen, fuck off jojo faggot.
At this point I just call my cat whatever I want and he still responds
Leopard gecko
>Hummus
>Humboi
>Humpire
>Pupper
>Yellow pupper
Bearded dragon
>Nacho
>Macho Nacho
>Cool Ranch Dorito
>Stinky boy
Crested gecko
>Springroll
>The springiest of rolls
> Back to Springroll
>Chronic masturbator (ever since he hit puberty)
>Blue (pic related)
>Blueberry
>Barry
>Bloobs
>Boobs
>Blubs
>Bubs
>Bubba
>Hubba Bubba
>Bubba Lubba
>Chubba
>(My Little) Guy
>Guy
>Jet
>Angel
>Angie
>Angie Poo
>(My Little) Girl
>(My Little) Girlie
>Sweetie
>Sweetie Pie
>Kobi
>Chubby Kob
>Sausage
>Little Sausage Boy
>Stinky Dog
>Lil Stink
>Big Stink
>Stink Boy
>Smelly
Boo
>Boop
>Boost
>Boostifer
>Boostifer Jones
>Boofer Jon
>Boofer
>Jingles (got him a bell)
>Boojingle
>Mr. Boojingles
Pic related, he's a bit retarded
>peanut
>Peanut Butter
>Nutter
>Nutter Butter
>Nuh Nut
>The Little Nut
Dio
>Bio
>Mio
>Dee
>Bee
>Ronnie James
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bo
>boseph
>bonus
>bangus
>handsome
>hansy pants
>pants
>wos
My dog is called Kino.
I didnt corrupt it, /tv/ did. Cunts.
JoJo
>JOOOOOOJO
>Dumb ass
>Dummy gummy
>Gummy dummy
>Tiny gremlin
>Gobo
>Socks
>Sockers
>Sockertines
>Mr. Sockertines
>Herr Doktor Sockertines
Daisy
Daisy dog
Daaaiiiisy the dog.
>Dog begins attempting to imitate human speech
Roo roo
Chewy
Chewbacca
>Bob
>Robert
>Robert The Dog
>Bobert
>fuck off stop eating my gifts you little cunt
>Bob
Rat pancake
2.75lb/16 Inch long Sprague dawley albino rat.
I did not corrupt his name.
>>2390008
Aussie ay?
>>2390006
Lachlan
Lacky
Wacky
Smacklan
Lil Stinker
Anders
>Flanders
>Schlanders
>Big Benz
>Rawboy
>Meatyboy
>Golfballs
>Lean Cuisine
Tarantula 1
>Artemis
>Pookie
>Pookems
>Poogie
>Fuzz-butt
>Queen Fuzz
>Danger Legs
Tarantula 2
>Lupe
>Lupe Fiasco
>Little Lupe
>Speedy Gonzales
Snek
>Hector
>Hecktor
>Tube Dude
>Rood Dood (when he gets cranky)
>Long Fellow
Daisy
>Daisy Doo
>Daisy Doo Doo
>Doodie
>Daisy Doodie
>Dooders
Coco
>Coco Bean
>Bean
>Beaner
>Beaners
>Beanie Boo
>Boo
>Gandalf
>Gaydalf
>Gary
>Gary Gygax
>just Gygax
>Gigglegooks
>Goose
>Poopgoose
>Poogis
>back to Gygax
Toward the end of when I had him I called him by making a "Brrt" noise and he responded to that pretty reliably.
Butterscotch
>Butters
>Scotch
>Scotchy
>Scotchy-baby
>Baby kitty
>Fatty baby
>Fatty
>Demon
>Fatty Demon
(before this pic was taken, she wasn't even fat; it's like I gave her a complex by calling her fat all the damn time)
>Cat
>Rotten Cat
>Cat
>Scotch
>Chub
>Chub-Chub
I go back and forth between Chub, Chub-Chub and Scotch right now.
Cyriak
>cunt
>lappets
>sissy
>flan
>>2400803
Holy shit is he named after that guy who makes those creepy ass short videos?
>>2401506
Ya, glad to see people knowabout him, he got me into video editing.
Rocky
>Rocko
>Wocko
>Rockbox
>Machi
>Rockyboy
>Rawgy
Brutal & Trouble
>broogals & grumbles
>brutal struedel & tubbs
>my purpies
>buppies
>stinky cheese paws
>handsome young man
>Kevin
>Trumbles
>guppies
>and whatever else I find fitting
>Evey
>dad calls her "easy"
>I call her Dog
>and Pup
>and Fuzzy
>and Butt
>and Pretty Dog
No real corruption, just calling her whatever the fuck I want.
>Blueberry
>Blue
>Bluebear
>Barry
>Blueburt
>Blueburtus
>Bluebaby
>Bluebabel
>Bluebur
>Blueb
>Bub
>Bluebus
>Burry
>gf called him bigbutt
>Bluebutt
>Cortés
>Tés
>Téssy
>Jazz
>Jazzy
>Jazzcat
>The Jazzcat
>the grey cat
>(RIP)
>Meeko
>Monkey
>Mee-Mees
>Monkey Mee-Mees
>the brown cat
>the cat
>>2390006
oakley
oakley pokley
oakey
oakey pokey
mr oakley
okarin (from steins gate)
>>2401685
>more
mr. purrpurr
purr machine
fluffy butt
mr. meow meow
boo boo
some for my old cat
diesel
mr. diesel
diesel the weasel
bad cat
>Cat
>Suki
>Sukes
>Boots
>Little Shit
>Behave
>What?
>I've already fed you
>Old Fart
>(Loudly mocking her meowing)
>Skylar
>Sky
>The bird
>Bird
>birb
Her name is Mavis, the shelter's naming theme that day was old ladies. The name just stuck.
>Fatvis
>Catvis
>Slaveis
>fat creature
>retard
>rat beast
>nigger
>chicken wing
This came from some a friend photoshopping everything out of this picture except her head and arm and made her look like a chicken wing.
>fluff butt
>idiot animal
>stupid animal
>beast of burden
Reading through this thread and typing this, cat owners really are autists huh.
>>2401762
>>nigger
Why do I get the feeling like this was never a thing and you just want to be cute?
>>2401763
She would consistently break into the treats and leave them strewn about the kitchen until I moved them to a different place, I'm an angry person.
>>2401763
that's over half this thread m8