I hope I don't sound like a sick fuck. I find parasites

>>2371794

iirc pinworns are not permanent and not uncommon

youll be fine

Spread the colony to more places on yourself and sacrifice your pathetic mortal life to the pinworm gods. Do your best to spread your faith before you are consumed by the holy rings

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>>2371794

Walk without rhythm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

I had pinworm a few months ago, got it from my then new kitten somehow I guess because he had it too.

You can just get this shit from the pharmacy that you drink and it kills them. Messes with your stomach though.

>>2371887
Aren't pinworms only carried by humans though?
The medicine or the worms?

>>2371901
I don't think so? How would people get it otherwise? We don't handle eachothers shit that often.

Yeah the medicine is over the counter, you have to go to the vet for the medicine for cats

>>2371901
Oh yeah by the way the medicine is what messes with your stomach. It's a little harsh but not that bad

It can infect a girls pussy. I once put pin worm eggs on my GFs dildo
>>2371797
I agree, it's fun to spread them. The weak fear them, but I just embrace them
It's a gift

I'm thinking of getting tape worms as pets that live inside my body. I would just need to eat extra food, I think that would be pretty cool, and beautiful bonding experience
I'd also love to spread the gift.
Right now I only have pin worms though.
Worms are fucking awesome, don't know why I've always been obsessed with worms

>>2371928
I've always wanted to be impregnated by a worm and then ''give birth'' to it, once it has outgrown my body
Love worms, always wanted to bond with one

>>2371933
Anon what the fuck.

>>2371794
I had pinworms once as a kid and it was absolutely unbearable. I couldn't sleep.

How can you not be bothered by a permanently itchy, burning asshole all night every night

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>thinly veiled bugchaser thread

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>>2371794
This thread

include me in screencap
urahinuk

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>>2372002
I don't know how OP does it, I used to get them all the time when I was really little because I liked digging in the dirt as a kid and was too dumb to figure out washing under your fingernails.
My parents actually would give me pic related because we already had it for our livestock and it's literally the same thing as the store-bought med for people.

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>>2371933
>>2371927
>>2371928
>>2371797
>>2371794


I really, really, really don't like this thread.

>>2371794
Instead of all this, you can probably try and make a closed environment for it. Probably use Visking tube (probably expensive) and put the worms in there, then have like an aquarium with water to simulate the body. You could try and use proteins powder directly into the aquarium, then the protein would seep into the tube through the Visking Tube. I just made this up in an instant, you can try it if you want. B

>>2371927
>not putting the eggs on your dick instead so can fuck her in the ass while infecting her.
Or you could make her give you a blowjob and do it the old fashioned way.

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Fuck it. May as well say how I actually got the pinworms.

>be me about 3 months ago
>had to use the restroom at the mall
>it was one of those unisex restrooms
>when I got in I saw the stalls where occupied
>one had opened and a woman came out
>when entered the stall I saw the woman didn't flush
>looking down with disgust something caught my eye
>see little white spots in her poop and on closer look can see there were white worms
>pinworms? I thought
>I thought to myself "no don't do it" but I became aroused
>I stuck my finger in the poop and picked one up it squirmed on my finger
>I took my finger and rubbed the worm near the entrance of my ass hole
>I felt it squirm
>It is trying to enter me to infect me!
>The thought made me rock hard. I could feel it enter in me. Its new home
>I reached down and got 2 more worms and put those up my ass too
>Grinch smile on my face
>left the bathroom with the pinworms safely inside me
>fast-forward 3 months later
>now I'm infected with pinworms but I've gotten used to the itch
>kinda feels good to know you're helping something live inside of you desu

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>>2372373
anon what the fuck man

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>>2372373

God dam this reminds me of that picture of a couple that do erotica play with pinworms.

>>2372407
That cannot and will not exist
Stop.

>>2372373
Here's your (You)

>>2372373
honestly the most fucked thing I've read on /an/ so far

You win anon. Thank you for the laugh.

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>>2372373

>>2372373
Reminds me of that one story about some chick going to a dumpster and shoving fly larvae and trash inside her vagina

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>>2372373
That's fucking nasty

>>2372082
Right? Like wtf is wrong with you sick fucks. You should be put down.

>>2372045
Does it really taste like apples?

>>2372373

Pls include me in the screencap

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>>2372373

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>>2372373
> tfw when I used to have a fetish for slimy animals like leeches
> until I realized they eat you alive

>>2372373
I haven't come on /an/ in months and this is the first thing I see Jesus christ

>>2372518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOPkq6W_6U
sweet dreams

>>2371794
Read "Parasite Rex" you'll love it.

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>>2372373
This is the 4chan I remember.

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>>2372373
Anon...I...

Sometimes I put earth worms in my foreskin and masturbate, because it feels good, and I'm attracted to slimy things. But the whole parasite thing is kind of fucked

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>>2372373