What forest animal would you pick for a companion pet? I would

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>>2370419
Hide your gorilla because da bear would fuck him up good.

>>2370425

>Mitchell Trubisky

>>2370419
10 ufc fighters vs 1 gorilla. Who wins?

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>>2370419

I would pick the crow. He is smart and can fly, and alert me to trouble, use his brain and nimble beak to get me out of trouble or go get help.

>>2370447
Gorilla. Why is this even a question?

>>2370461
Because a gorilla is not gonna missile dropkick 10 UFC fighters that are circling him. Even if he uses his arms to helicopter-spin the fuck out of these guys, there's still plenty around to hit his head.
The numbers are too much for the gorilla to handle and, eventually, the guys would make the ape unconscious and beat him to death.

>>2370476
You are vastly underestimating how strong/tough the gorilla is.

>>2370419
>doesn't afraid of anything
Gorillas are giant pussies.

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>>2370434
Don't remind me

>>2370454
crows are just like me now that I think about it. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>2370476
>he thinks you can punch a gorilla unconscious

>>2370419
Don't jaguars and leopards typically prey on them?

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Centaur. You've got a drinking buddy and a vehicle all in one.

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>>2370610

>drinking buddy

Whatever you say, Daddy.

>>2370419
Magpie, for the same reasons as >>2370454 but even smarter

>>2370447
So, 10 gorillas vs 1 gorilla?

>>2370482
>ufc fighters jump on gorilla
>begin vibtating in high frequency
>the gorilla overheats and can't cool itself
>gorilla cooked from inside
Check and mate primatefags

>>2370721
More like ufb fighters

Wolf or bear, probobly Wolf they seem companion like.

>>2370482
No you're vastly overestimating how strong a gorilla is.
>hurr durr they can rip peoploe apart
yeah keep believing that retard

>>2370419
even an untrained mexican can easily beat a gorilla 1v1 you dumb fuck

Raccoon a qt and can hold stuff with it's little hands.

A skunk probably. They're small, easy to feed, and there isn't many animals that would want to fuck with them.

>>2370599
Jaguars in Africa?